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    Welcome back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjolinor View Post
    Welcome back.
    Thanks, nice to be welcomed, some people in the world just don't want to know you.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/AntAnstea...9128796160?p=v

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    Glade to see you back were is your avatar I can help you with one...
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

    Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

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    Try this one Meaty...
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

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    Tonight

    1) naybour keeps parking his furry jester across my drive
    once, twice, three a puncture , 6" screw through sidewall will do.

    2) mudguards and lights on latest stolen bicycle.

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    Friday evening/night:
    nun1: Me 'tellingent battery charger do not charz!
    Walk in the parking. Found a 2014 Ducato, drove it inside, attach bcharzer to batt, insert plug in wall, press 2x
    Mode button, after 30 mins battery charzed succesfouly
    Hey nun1 learn instruction that you have at home.

    nun2: me wife washed trouser with keyfob inside. I dried it but not opening or closing vehicle.
    Removed keyfob batt, fit a nu one, go out to test in ypsilon, no joy, say he might need a nu keyfob.
    1 day later he phoned: keyfob working!
    Probably needed to play with button or 1 or 2 car start to "align" with vehicle.
    Who knows...
    Hey nun2 you lucky bassad.

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    nothing to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by dalin View Post
    nothing to do
    Grey already, well go join Twitter see if you can get @smmt to talk
    they speak to peasants but not automotive folks

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    Tonight, with all this snooping going on, decided instead of posting
    money in brown envelopes. Done a bank transfer, ?200 to some random bloke.

    now going to Tweet him my order

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjolinor View Post
    Welcome back.
    Had he been away
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    Quote Originally Posted by ifred View Post
    Had he been away
    Yeah got booted orf for riding a bicycle threw the new/currant affairs section with no lights & imgabary friend swinging off the handle bars

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    well someone has to do it! less you get a tap on the shoulder for draining meat city of water
    hope you haven't gone all wrinkle as a result....i Hate that leaves one looking like premature U3A student
    Last edited by ifred; 11th December, 2015 at 10:29 PM.
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    Been playing with myself in garden since 8am
    came in 4 pm went fir bath fell asleep 2 hrs enjoying few tweets, tesco chicjen wuth imgabary cat sniffing around

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    Been playing with myself in garden with imganary cat, got a delivery tomorrow from a man from a northern town.

    cleared my passage out, hoping he just drops his load, in my passage, give him his
    ?600 and send him on his way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Been playing with myself in garden with imganary cat, got a delivery tomorrow from a man from a northern town.

    cleared my passage out, hoping he just drops his load, in my passage, give him his
    ?600 and send him on his way.
    U taken up these weird alternative medicine jobs http://www.aqualibria.com/welcome/?g...FRFmGwod2moMOQ
    6 ton is a high price! but maybe you had lots of fun in your passage.

    wifi playing up tonight - push the reset button
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