what you doing to night.

**Meat-Head** · 4th February, 2016, 02:19 PM

Right, went to Walmart last night and stole 25 meters of there fence, carried home on
stolen bicyle, tonight will be getting two pir sensirs

one mounted above ground, one low down,

human hits top sensor disables bottom one.

puddy cat gets lower detector, makes stolen fence about 50vokts ac.

see if that stops them pishing

**Meat-Head** · 4th February, 2016, 09:54 PM

No, just moping around, looks like @westfailiauk blocked me, guess means cant post
@tamzo21 #valentines card.

**Meat-Head** · 6th February, 2016, 08:33 PM

Right avoiding all emails and Tweets, incase @tamzo21 upset, if somebody can check. Thanksss

**Meat-Head** · 7th February, 2016, 06:28 PM

1) chasing black cat out of garden

2) washing work gear for tomorrow

3) finish home wiring job, started, got disturbed

**Meat-Head** · 13th February, 2016, 10:32 PM

Waiting to zapp a puddy cat that keeps pishing.

remote socket. Power supply, cat nosh, bit of wood, tin foil, poundland wire mesh.

plan is 4 legs and a furry arse, stand on said mesh, run to cctv
then zapp, pick the bones out that furball

**Meat-Head** · 13th February, 2016, 10:57 PM

GREAT, got one, loud schrrech, flew it sideways, then staggered off into the distance.

damm thing must have dribbled, as had to do some minor repairs to it, stuffed extra carboard in.

hopefully will stop them pishing competions they keep having.

smells so bad can smell it in t' kitchen though t' vent!

**Meat-Head** · 13th February, 2016, 11:21 PM

MAGIC, another one to the collection.

need to modify the board, took a little extra to get this one.

passage REALLY REALLY stinks of pish now, so must be there competion
there holding, cats 0 meat 2

but for MONTHS AND MONTHS, they been pishing, my cast iron is getting rotted by their pish.

**Meat-Head** · 14th February, 2016, 12:43 AM

Not sure if same cat twice or the other cat same trim code?

made same YEEELLLLLLLLP as before?

**Meat-Head** · 14th February, 2016, 01:30 AM

Yup another one, silent this one, just a thud as it exited stage left

**Meat-Head** · 14th February, 2016, 08:29 PM

Hoping for another round of "Zap The Cat"

Idea is simple, unwanted cat goes for a pish where its not
wanted and gets Zapped by a "few" jolts

**Meat-Head** · 14th February, 2016, 09:37 PM

Tonights contestent was a Ginger Furball.

Points are

noise 7/10
exit route 6/10
Reaction time 10/10

but does loose 5 points for hitting t' front door

**Chasen** · 15th February, 2016, 10:11 AM

Tonight, I just want to have a good dream.

**Meat-Head** · 15th February, 2016, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Chasen

Tonight, I just want to have a good dream.

Try not to think of the *HOT* bird from the parts as you will be awake all night.

Tonight round III Of "Zap The Pishing Puddy Cat" (TM)

**Meat-Head** · 16th February, 2016, 01:01 AM

Darn it, only got a contestant for "Zap The Cat"
whilst busy.

was just wrapped in a towel removing an EEPROM
93LC56.

Then all managed to do was screw it up.

will try putting org file back tomorrow