im looking for a new avatar.. seems 2 years is too long to have it
Choose wisely next time mate ...
1) looking again at somebody elses dishwasher *FIXED*
2) tesco for chocolate
3) pish in my garden, busting by time got home
(Bog shut in tesco)
4) stalking on companies house
5) bath
6) bed
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Keeping low profile as used 90% my data this moth
buy more drill bits, too long or too short
mend pubcutre in stolnen bike tire
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rideon (15th September, 2016)
Is it a gypsy moth? you're surely not going silent running for the next 14 days are you? the world will go into shock.
That's standard, every time, so not just for you.
You could returrn it, wait until the owner fixes it and steal it back. Job saved
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
Meat-Head (16th September, 2016)
Thanks gaston, this why
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using free wifi in subway
might be at bk tonight, free wifi
tojight, collecting my latest vechile to the collection
see if this does donoughtds
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Ffs ended up in a noisy pub with unwanted weird friend
didnt get where I am today by being with unwanted weird friend
got it new transport home
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DOUGALMCD (17th September, 2016)
Tonight fat unemployed friend
curranryly on a train init. Only free wifi in station init
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UPDATE
EBDED UP AT unwanted weird friend, looking at boat. Engine
Identified engine as big red one, got to get up .5am in morning
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Haven't you been told about big red engines? They bite why you think their painted red for!
Yorl get a virtual ban no wifi or ishits allowed in A&E
1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )
Meat-Head (18th September, 2016)
FFS EVENING ******RUINED*******
ended up in a field 50 miles from home after dropping out the sky
didnt get where iam today by folding a hot air balloon, in a field 50 miles from home.
Gets home, takes nephew to girl guide parade, no where to park TOTAL grid lock
custard lorry hit gravy lorry, can't get home, managed to get to unwanted weird friends
ended up rescuing family, stuck in the lake, sorted boat out. Still got issuers
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bokts and and new nuts supplied by stannah stair lifts.
then to make things worse ended up in a pub with unwanted weird friend, he just brought my tea ?15!
weirdo.
binus side saved used my wifi AND seen two 5 and 6 o'clock a in a day!
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Moving a large arieal to next town, getting paid ?10 for it, then getting lost on way back, burning said ?10 in fuel
& helping the enviroment
meant to be stealing some tires, but it was raining
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are you still taking your meds meat?
Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice
rideon (20th September, 2016)
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