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    Tonight light in stolen bike, unwanted weird friend, chip shopthen read like un
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    then *HOPING* to play with myself
    briught my china clone zedbull home

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    im looking for a new avatar.. seems 2 years is too long to have it
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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    Choose wisely next time mate ...

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    1) looking again at somebody elses dishwasher *FIXED*

    2) tesco for chocolate

    3) pish in my garden, busting by time got home
    (Bog shut in tesco)

    4) stalking on companies house

    5) bath

    6) bed

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    Keeping low profile as used 90% my data this moth

    buy more drill bits, too long or too short

    mend pubcutre in stolnen bike tire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Keeping low profile as used 90% my data this moth
    Is it a gypsy moth? you're surely not going silent running for the next 14 days are you? the world will go into shock.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    buy more drill bits, too long or too short
    That's standard, every time, so not just for you.

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    mend pubcutre in stolnen bike tire
    You could returrn it, wait until the owner fixes it and steal it back. Job saved
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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    Thanks gaston, this why

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    using free wifi in subway


    might be at bk tonight, free wifi


    tojight, collecting my latest vechile to the collection
    see if this does donoughtds

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    Ffs ended up in a noisy pub with unwanted weird friend

    didnt get where I am today by being with unwanted weird friend

    got it new transport home

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    Tonight fat unemployed friend

    curranryly on a train init. Only free wifi in station init

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    UPDATE

    EBDED UP AT unwanted weird friend, looking at boat. Engine
    Identified engine as big red one, got to get up .5am in morning

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    Haven't you been told about big red engines? They bite why you think their painted red for!
    Yorl get a virtual ban no wifi or ishits allowed in A&E
    1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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    FFS EVENING ******RUINED*******

    ended up in a field 50 miles from home after dropping out the sky

    didnt get where iam today by folding a hot air balloon, in a field 50 miles from home.

    Gets home, takes nephew to girl guide parade, no where to park TOTAL grid lock
    custard lorry hit gravy lorry, can't get home, managed to get to unwanted weird friends

    ended up rescuing family, stuck in the lake, sorted boat out. Still got issuers

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    bokts and and new nuts supplied by stannah stair lifts.

    then to make things worse ended up in a pub with unwanted weird friend, he just brought my tea ?15!
    weirdo.


    binus side saved used my wifi AND seen two 5 and 6 o'clock a in a day!

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    Moving a large arieal to next town, getting paid ?10 for it, then getting lost on way back, burning said ?10 in fuel
    & helping the enviroment

    meant to be stealing some tires, but it was raining

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    are you still taking your meds meat?


    Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lainie View Post
    are you still taking your meds meat?
    Did you want to buy any?

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    tonight, humping a dishwasher, collecting metal for weird friend, then getting these tires for said weird unwanted friend

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