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    Im going out in the netherlands tonight

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    Fat unemployed friend, weird friend
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    Thanks for the headache tabs, I needed them. From what I'm told my last drink for the night was 1/2 pint of gin though managed to make it back to my hotel with no issues, so all in all a good night. Ate a full english and lazed around a lot before heading back here
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ihsan95 View Post
    Im going out in the netherlands tonight
    Is that close to the netherregions ? Gaston been there most of yesterday and today
    tonight like most nights stalking DK best place in this world to stalk
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    Im going to bed. Smashed one out before so i can go to sleep without the worry.
    ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

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    Tonight, brought 60 litres of diesel from unwanted weird friend

    bluefished (tm) a load of photos off mommys phone onto computer

    ignored that bloke, that pished me off
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    Bought a load of Tat of fleabay either going to burn the house down or contaminate the local recycling centre.
    Not sure which way it will go?
    Will send out smoke signals later, John Wayne will be proud of me " theirs injuns in them hills"
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    Burn local recycle centre down, what was it?

    tonight going to see a woman,( married with a kid)
    36 inc vat for 15 mins work!

    then wrapping junk for xmas pressys

    swapping new for old microwave , then using magnets oyt it gir immiral prposes
    then the transformer for jacobs ladder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    then the transformer for jacobs ladder
    For safety reason,try having your imaginary friend near when you decide to fire up jacob's ladder...
    A fire extinguisher is welcomed too..
    That kind of voltage is not something i want to mess with..but that's just me...
    (voices keep whispering ..go for it...do it!)
    Let me put it in another way.....don't try this at home...


    Tonight..
    From now on, beer and Dk...
    A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideon View Post
    For safety reason,try having your imaginary friend near when you decide to fire up jacob's ladder...
    A fire extinguisher is welcomed too..
    That kind of voltage is not something i want to mess with..but that's just me.
    Let me put it in another way.....don't try this at home...

    Dk...

    Rumor states approx 1984 when first came out
    some company lost 7 engineers, all faulty units, all engineers permantly dead.

    if you read the dk rules any member can do it, but
    MUST MUST be on end of long long long extenshion lead
    and turned on with remote socket ONLY from upstairs room.

    VERY VERY VERY dangiurous, feed o/p from one transformer into another
    7000 volts MINIMUM into another transgormer, will go *****BANNNNNNG*****
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    Oh yeah, the stanley blade thought had wrapped into nephews prezzy, found it on top
    imganary goats head (just untill the weekend)
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    Tonight, delivering pressys, each one has a bottle of something

    wine, whisky, bubble bath and slug killer, just hope got labels in correct order
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    Tonight, ringing the "boat people" about some steps which are near the riverLast weekend went to see Terry and June with unwanted weird friend.


    Took them a box of stuff including a packet dating back
    To 1971 with Four Candles in it (DEADLY SERIOUS)


    Anyway nearly went arse over tits on the steps
    Because they all slipery, good job weird friend their
    Otherwise would have been concrete step verses back. And four broken candles.


    Anyway, woman not seem impressed i kept calling them weird & asked me to refrain
    So ended up refering to them as inbreds.


    She was then unable to assist with the boat that has no licence displayed
    Despite the fact he normally gets pelted with burnt sausages.


    She felt uneasy and ended the call, thanks


    Will have to try again tomorrow


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    https://tvrblackpool.files.wordpress...ation-2012.pdf

    oops "accidently" used this page as a book mark, sorry

    ON FRIDAY:-

    going out with peopke i didnt want & a meal with people i didnt want, deep joy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Tonight, delivering pressys, each one has a bottle of something

    wine, whisky, bubble bath and slug killer, just hope got labels in correct order
    Don't worry I think they are all alcohol based. Sure the Alkie's will like the bubble bath and slug killer and terry and june will be very happy with the wine and whisky
    AND GMBH will drink anything that's liquid
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