what you doing to night.

[Kalipo]

Went to carboot sale this morning, something i don't and wouldn't normally do because carboots are for tramps..

Anyway i stumbled upon an electric shaver, because i'm open minded i took it and and give it a whirl..

I plugged it in and didn't realised it doesn't have a flex cable to actually reach my face to shave it..


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[mark8393]

You sure its not just rechargeable

[cactikid]

a well known name on razor growback

[Meat-Head]

NEVER buy stuff like that unless your in fir a punt fir helictites (iShit Failiure) or other blood dieses

[nara]

Planning for Operation Valkyrie on July 20th.

No cock-ups this time hopefully.

[Kalipo]

Planning for Operation Valkyrie on July 20th.

No cock-ups this time hopefully.

I heard from the grape vine that emerika is on high alert, that they're on the look out for suspicious devices at airports..

How are you planning on getting this through customs??

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I wouldn't want to see you hurt by the oily german men??

remember the safe word is Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

[Meat-Head]

Ffs

started with a text from my new friend I dudnt want, told him to fock off, ill pop in sometimes ,.

then went to Walmart to get a replacement garden tacky solar powered gnome with a turd on its head, fir my sister that her flea bitten cat smasged, got another gnome. Thus one looks like its taking a shit.

tgen gets home, calls my mom, just deciding to go out to play with myself in the garden, bang on the door, next door, can they borrow my sander, oh and me to do the sanding, does that, gets out side in my garden, kicks the weeds, naybours comes out, talking about how my polish/botswaren/Spanish naybours on other side of town gas moved to the scummy area, ends up squirting her rose bush with jayes fluid, to give cata pillars a headache.


then bugs bunny bangs on my gate, her iShit not working, so sorts out her An ishit charger lead from the dollar store.

No mention of the money site owes me.
so now 8pm, no tea, covered in dust , got no ishit charger lead, but a tacky gnome that looks like its taking a shit.

great, off to tesco to find the polish have raided the rtc shelf.

[Meat-Head]

UPDATE:-

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...ml#post2334021

[betrescudan]

tonight I have two bottles of vodka on the table ... one is full and the other is empty ... if I want a drink I'll take the full ... if I do not want a drink I'll take the empty

[Meat-Head]

UPDATE 2:-

Just rung ntlhell about my phone bill, why price has rocketed , the bloke I spoke to NEAR perfect Inglish, says because my VIP DK ?12/month discount has expired, got to ring some @nker tomorrow, bet its some non Inglish speaking call center

[betrescudan]

highest body temperature of the woman is in hand
if you put 100 euros in her hand, she immediately burn them

[betrescudan]

smoking causes heart attacks .... hmmm ... can I buy 10 cigarettes for my enemies?

[Kalipo]

Ffs

started with a text from my new friend I dudnt want, told him to fock off, ill pop in sometimes ,.

then went to Walmart to get a replacement garden tacky solar powered gnome with a turd on its head, fir my sister that her flea bitten cat smasged, got another gnome. Thus one looks like its taking a shit.

tgen gets home, calls my mom, just deciding to go out to play with myself in the garden, bang on the door, next door, can they borrow my sander, oh and me to do the sanding, does that, gets out side in my garden, kicks the weeds, naybours comes out, talking about how my polish/botswaren/Spanish naybours on other side of town gas moved to the scummy area, ends up squirting her rose bush with jayes fluid, to give cata pillars a headache.


then bugs bunny bangs on my gate, her iShit not working, so sorts out her An ishit charger lead from the dollar store.

No mention of the money site owes me.
so now 8pm, no tea, covered in dust , got no ishit charger lead, but a tacky gnome that looks like its taking a shit.

great, off to tesco to find the polish have raided the rtc shelf.

Every now an then, i look forward to read your posts.. and every now and then i wonder to myself "is there something wrong with him?? does he have learning disabilities.."

[Meat-Head]

Thanks mate.

tinight watching a turbo smoke, then ranti g at ntlhell then going to a shop to find it shut, laters

[Meat-Head]

Today trying to do own garden but ends up doing everybody else shit