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    Seem for me this is the month of the friendly pet:
    two weeks ago a friend of mine need help for his video door entry system, so brought my trusty an_alogue voltmeter to do some reading.As I arrived his new cute very small dog impresse me cause as it ran on different floor there is no way to hear it so I'll immaginary call it Zero.
    Zero because it can move without noise so its noise level is 0dB[A].Also it's so young so it can't bark bark.
    So arrived to the external column opened the case and found water in the intercom.
    In the meantime V meter was on the floor and Zero was gently grabbing one of the thin probe. It's an electrician dog!
    Yesterday I returned with the fixed intercom and Zero was there silent as usual but I didn't expect it barked at near 110dB[A] plus the reflection effect of the wall close to Zero so its bark literally damaged my brain a little more than the default status.
    Later in my hand I was grabbing a sheet with an handmade schematic and Zero so silently
    bite the sheet so now the scheme it's officially approved by the ElectroTech-Dog.
    It can carry EXACTLY what you need so if it was my dog I'll seriously spend some hours
    training Zero to seek for a nice lady according with my specs.
    It's so intelligent it will return with a full specs lady screaming bcs it bites her while towing to me.

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    Tonight back log of washing got the control unit "emien style". "Round the outside round the outside". With triac on the outside of that.

    found the specialist tool I needed but its cold outside no kind of atmosphere

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    Quote Originally Posted by alessioblaupunkt View Post
    Seem for me this is the month of the friendly pet:
    two weeks ago a friend of mine need help for his video door entry system, so brought my trusty an_alogue voltmeter to do some reading.As I arrived his new cute very small dog impresse me cause as it ran on different floor there is no way to hear it so I'll immaginary call it Zero.
    Zero because it can move without noise so its noise level is 0dB[A].Also it's so young so it can't bark bark.
    So arrived to the external column opened the case and found water in the intercom.
    In the meantime V meter was on the floor and Zero was gently grabbing one of the thin probe. It's an electrician dog!
    Yesterday I returned with the fixed intercom and Zero was there silent as usual but I didn't expect it barked at near 110dB[A] plus the reflection effect of the wall close to Zero so its bark literally damaged my brain a little more than the default status.
    Later in my hand I was grabbing a sheet with an handmade schematic and Zero so silently
    bite the sheet so now the scheme it's officially approved by the ElectroTech-Dog.
    It can carry EXACTLY what you need so if it was my dog I'll seriously spend some hours
    training Zero to seek for a nice lady according with my specs.
    It's so intelligent it will return with a full specs lady screaming bcs it bites her while towing to me.
    This is the first post I've read on returning to DK after a week abscent and I really thought I was in the twilight zone. (Shakes head).
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    You and me both !
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    Tonight TWO new exciting faults with my washer/dryer, just fir now, rammed two bits of wire in the mains and into the fan, will stop the new dryer element frying, not got another controller ready

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    ADVERTUSEMENT.:

    Coke-a-cola lorry coming to town near you, hoping to get a load of coke.

    "cokezone". Lorry. Free samples and photos to download, but no mention of DK, hence no duect link

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    Tonight been on the blower to tv licecing and bbc, that's not music they play

    http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...15/index2.html

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    Well started evening by going to Walmart then got home went fir a bath as stunk like a sheep (don't ask), then turned my tv on with Internet media player, fell asleep in tub, woke to to some weird thing on, was more intrested in sending Arnold the link, as he HATES fudge NUDGERS, fudgebug or "fagbug" something like, know full well WILL be against dk rules to be nasty, but will WIND Arnold up no end.

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    watch movies at 21 with a girlfriend

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    Started with full of cold, went for a bath and lemsip, started watching youtuba vid, fell asleep, woke up to some indain videos on youtuba how to book a train ticket.

    fell asleep again, then woke up to more indain train ticket vids, same one but in Punjab language.

    watch some more 9/11 vids - not the pop group, now freezing cold in bed, On dk

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    Went to see my friend I dudnt want

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    freezing cold in bed
    This is me from november to february. Need to prewarm think I'll took some glow plug from
    a diesel engine, the 200A cranking and battery charger is always in my bedroom so I can supply them.
    Also need a dash so I can see room temp via water temp gauge, glow plug status, time and date.

    Might rape a Webasto but no one use it nowdays. Also have to cut a hole in the wall and get a tank for diesel, not a good idea.
    Better drive a '90 diesel car upstair in the bedroom, leave bonnet open, cut bedroom wall for exhaust, start car warm the room and the crcrcrcrcrcrcrcrcrcr diesel noise is like carillon so help to sleep.
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    Lucky he got "a girlfriend" so number of girlfriend is >= 1, will be nice to share.

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    Get a dyno and use that to warm your room with 90kw engine.

    tinight uff

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    dyno too dangerous car fall in bed while sleeping.
    Better get a long pijama and...it works! No more frost frosties.
    Rule to sleep confortable in a 10C degree room: 3 wool cover + long pijama.
    Warmy warmy pijiama I miss you long time. 10 dolla pijiama warm you long time.
    Sorry to use dangerous, not intended to mention shiFty Guetta songs. Songs for kids ffs.

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    Freezing cold that's what, misplaced bar of chocolate as well

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