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    Ffs some inbred now uploaded entire pan of chilli concerni
    all over a dawg & a bloke called Brian

    Dawg is eating it off the floor

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    Chuffing hell, bloke, that looks & acts & dresses like
    Vic, my imganaty friend.

    How do you block somebody, in real life?

    Then think a flea landed on me , before could squash it , had buggered orf

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    This is what happens Meaty you create an imaginary friend (Vic) and he gets morphed into a real person by this modern technology!! Suggest you Barbecue your I~~~~ and talk to the curry! PS don't forget to make sure your TV license is current just in case Vic is broadcasting" LIVE"
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    Going towork and need to talk to vic about curry.....

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    Better if it was a case for a pound
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    Better if it was a case for a pound
    Say that again slower please

    ON TIOIC

    Burning more woodworm anniying the naybourd

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    as you wish
    that
    Though I don't recall saying it a first time
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    Meaty and Gaston calm down! stop talk "that" you get yourselves all worked up or something like that

    PS Meaty are you still with your tap watering down pounds?
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    Confused, but nuked a ton of woodworm & smelted some
    more aluminiunuimnnuim

    vic got close to fire & burnt his bryill cream off

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    work again some eejit has got to do it.

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    Sat here having a few beers in my, almost finished, garden after a day of pointing up brickwork instead of putting down some decking. Two more major bits left on the outside of the garage to do before winter arrives.... Been a long year so far


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOUGALMCD View Post
    work again some eejit has got to do it.
    yep your some eejit You can also forget your posting to parliament they're moving around the corner to a sharia controlled offices - alcohol ban going to be a non drink and work for MP's! A little bit of luck they'll all resign

    On Topic Wifi falling down all time had to do me own fek tea Q how many minutes do you boil an egg in a pint of Newcastle brown?
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    Apollogies, this was for yesterday


    humping 1/2 ton racking on my own across town


    buying 30 SES 42W bulbs for olds next door, made 3p profit out the job.


    then went to see unwanted weird friend about his body


    ended up loooking at and fixing a narrow boat that wont start
    2.2 5cyclinder betamarina diesel


    then had something to eat


    by which time its dark, so started playing with an unwanted satalite dish
    receiver, fixed the remote, now like 11pm


    Went for bath, fell asleep, went to bed.


    tonight MUST clear my back passage out of a load being dumped
    ?500 of tantalised wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post


    tonight MUST clear my back passage out of a load being dumped
    Colonic irrigation?
    He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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    Spare the thought........

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