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    For F* meaty that's lots going to take a week to do!
    I decided to help you out ....will drink the polish beer for you PS is it Autosol or Brasso you were going to drink (depends on if you want to be shiny on the inside or outside)
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    Maybe polish his handcuff collection...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Tonight

    4) b&q look at warped fence posts
    Did they warp in a tornado, or were they just made to match your mind?

    Doing nothing again tonight, put some more decking down yesterday though. Probably going to run out at some stage because whoever built the house and the old workshop behind the kitchen had never heard of a set square and as a result the place I've been putting the decking is wider at the back than the front. Joys of buying old houses and associated buildings. Only one and a bit more walls to repoint all the bricks on and replace guttering on the garage though, so may get it done before winter, Then on with building the bar
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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    Ah the bar and then the party...........

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    Ffs

    went to look at fence posts in b&q, no wifi, brought a solar light
    then went looking for free wifi, darn

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    Plumb the new washer dryer in reseal back window a cab and drain antifreeze and refill then hopefully rest

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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    Did they warp in a tornado, or were they just made to match your mind? . Only one and a bit more walls to repoint all the bricks on and replace guttering on the garage though,
    Depending on the age of the House if its pre 1930 you should repoint with lime putty not cement otherwise you will spall the bricks, modern cements damage old softer bricks. Otherwise your never get to the bar!!
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    Tonight poundland on way home & use that free wifi to
    rreoly to @jcbmachines woman

    http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...=1#post2829022

    Then finish off last nitez list

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    Past night was sleeping.
    Then outside: cough, cough. Every 10 minutes. For 3 hours.
    The albanian guy was smoking illegal crap with his friends in his garden.
    His mother and father were sleeping in the upper floor.

    Do you:
    1) call the police in the middle of the night so they arrive and arrest'em all + sleeping moth/fath
    2) stole an expensive Merc, park it in his garden just in time the pyrotechinc is engaged.
    3) rent a sewer truck. Park it a lil far. Wait they are sitting and becoming dumb.
    Drive slowly and Wash'em with funny content.

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    Wait untill they go inside pour petrol/diesel/fuel in there garden
    then up it goes

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    Going to work so don't rob me............

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOUGALMCD View Post
    Going to work so don't rob me............
    Are you packing potatoes, being team leader in porkpie factory
    or simply repairing pallets?


    yonighy will ve fuxing stolen bike

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    Am no that clever........ Watch oot fur ma dug.

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    Yesterday: weather channel called innocent clouds.
    In the afternoon the battery charger metal cover was out drying the antirust.
    The wind blew it away against the wall, causing 2% paint damage.
    Picked up and placed indoor.
    Half an hour later was raining heavy. For 1 hour. Then shower for 4 hours.
    Almost no cough cough neighbour due to rain but another silly neighbour threw a glass bottle in the bin
    in the middle of the night, waking me and the neighbourhood I guess.

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    Tonight not fixed stolen bicycle but did get previously enjoyed x2 racking up in garage
    neeced a hand but vic wasnt answering his phone, dk pm, tweets, fax, email or telex, forgot to try smoke signals

    booted it and went in no hassle

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