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    Lemme brush my teeth. Oh shii the brush dropped in the wc.
    And I didn't bring my pliers from the garage.
    Should have closed the wc tablet.

    Lemme cut my beard. Oh shii the razor dropped in the wc.
    And I didn't bring my pliers from the garage.
    Should have closed the wc tablet. Lucky me is not an V~ razor.

    Lemme regulate my hair. Oh shii the scissors dropped in the wc.
    And I didn't bring my pliers from the garage.
    Fuuu I'll remove that wc from the center of the bathroom.

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    Enough with M-H temporary bathroom, now some chatter about mine.

    In the evening come back home, hand on the switch to turn on the light: "click" nothing happen.
    Fuuu no power in the entire home.
    Quick look at the electric meter: 2 leds on ---> there is voltage.
    Quick look at the Miniature circuit breakers: the residual current breakers is off ---> an appliance has a current leak
    Rearm the safety switch, it stays on. Nice.
    Fifteen minutes later the washing machine is arcing with smell of overheated copper. Here we go!
    Now I know how to spend Sunday morning! Hands on washing machine...Fuuu

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    So hoping for quality time on dK. B. but eh fed ended up sorting out sisters sink, shit b&q crap shame sj didn't smash it with his fence panel in the parking lot

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    Emailing some scumbag insuranse company

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    IShit works in tesco
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    Washing work gear and some trousers

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    have to repair corsa ecu, is 11:35 pm here.. battlefield 1942 lan and a few beers is better than go home and listen my girlfriend things haha

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    Getting an early night before returning this piece of turd vectra to the dealers.... where's that rant thread?....
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    Tonight is the last time I'm going to tolleratecat crap in my garden and cat piss in the passage


    cant catch them, chances are the sods are polish so been to tesco.vom
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    Did you download that 'File' Meat?

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    No got it long time ago 99p rtc b&q, some bloke came running at me with a trolley and some wood, so i used it like a sword of dabber.

    as for the two tesvo products didnt need the file the pills just popped open

    but seem to be non compatable, either that or the moggy read my above post and stayed home

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    Tonight ended up swapping the knackered iso valves on my sisters bath simk thing, crap b&q, needs a washer now, could have picjed one up on way out

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    image.jpgTuesday Kalipo and myself play "Connect Furhrer"

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    image.jpgBeen to poundland there cheaper

    bastard fur ball runs at twice the soled of sound
    cant get it go read it's collar to kick their door in, probly it don't speak inglish anyway

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    Tonight chip shop. Then meat Mail Arnold and some divvy bitch and some ass hole

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    Mending washer ing machine. Bwalked in kitchen smelt of burn baby burn
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