No need for you to visit probation Meat you can claim insanity can be verified and accredited by Most DK'ers
Your delusions are getting the better of you Hot parts bird has banned her image from your wet dreams!
UPDATE:-
got in from work knackered, was just laying on my bed having a
wa, wan, err wishfull thinking of the *HOT* bird from the parts deptment
when cell phone rung, probation officer, where are you.
oops, if you Tweeted i would have been there.
the lady was ever so thoughtful & asked reception to ring me,
it was either their fault or something happened.
not going back untill seltember 25, because the price has
gone UP AGAIN, sheesh, not like any hassle.
bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.
now eating tea, then off to cut puece of metal
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
No need for you to visit probation Meat you can claim insanity can be verified and accredited by Most DK'ers
Your delusions are getting the better of you Hot parts bird has banned her image from your wet dreams!
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Meat-Head (25th April, 2017)
Still the byrd thats "worth a damm good dicking" from other parts place
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
ifred (26th April, 2017)
UPDATE:-
Vic was holding the bit of 50x50 angle iron, got my ?20
Netto angle grinder, he is holding it, i'm cutting, next thing it swings round, takes lump out the cinder block wall
then lands on my foot missing the steel toe cap. Looks up to see Vic Tweeting obsenities.
now going to tesco to get chocolate and beer.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, got this other piece of door cut up into sheets
going round to get nosher to bend the edges to 90 degreees
he will just use his teeth, 30" wide, fits great
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, might get busy with a wire brush but
MUST MUST MUST
call back cell phone company
call energy company
if still there cctv onto disc
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Right, UPDATE
Rung cell phone company, abdul in poland, ffs thought it was empty
meant to be ingkish call centers, find out when ibdaibs in hed ring then
rung edf energy, moaned at them
Still not put that cctv on disc, hey ho.
BUT did go past tge theifs hoose, on way back he just parking his car
great he IS short lije tge tealeaf, but before got chance to speak
some old biddy collared him about an offer on at b&q
ate my pig and chips, see a WELL HOT byrd in town, but wrong software
damm polish again
just drinking ale that has bbe 2007 date on it.
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
I wake up and eat choco pillows, at about 10 am i will eat some pig sandwiches.. at 12 my t'other half will go to party with son to party.. i will chill for little bit and then go to friend who wants to build new shed.
$%$% i suprvise and watch.. give som idea and drink beer..
at night i will drink some beer and eat..
Kalipo., thought you would be digging water meter up in ss uniform
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Tonight, singing do wah didyy, dum diddy day.
just not sure about the feet shullfing bit
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Meat-Head (1st May, 2017)
Stalking this is great
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Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
Been to see terry and june, weird friend didnt want.
been falling asleep all weekend, now buzzing.
now smell like petrol pump attendant
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
1) watching this from 8:09 as my ishit crashed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQtQenmz7io
2) ringing local water company and moaning like
Victor Meldrew
3) emailing pc plod like Victor Meldrew & Homer Simpson
4) then eating tea
5) then playing with myself in the garden
6) not nescallerg in that order
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
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