Originally Posted by
Meat-Head
Ffs
started with a text from my new friend I dudnt want, told him to fock off, ill pop in sometimes ,.
then went to Walmart to get a replacement garden tacky solar powered gnome with a turd on its head, fir my sister that her flea bitten cat smasged, got another gnome. Thus one looks like its taking a shit.
tgen gets home, calls my mom, just deciding to go out to play with myself in the garden, bang on the door, next door, can they borrow my sander, oh and me to do the sanding, does that, gets out side in my garden, kicks the weeds, naybours comes out, talking about how my polish/botswaren/Spanish naybours on other side of town gas moved to the scummy area, ends up squirting her rose bush with jayes fluid, to give cata pillars a headache.
then bugs bunny bangs on my gate, her iShit not working, so sorts out her An ishit charger lead from the dollar store.
No mention of the money site owes me.
so now 8pm, no tea, covered in dust , got no ishit charger lead, but a tacky gnome that looks like its taking a shit.
great, off to tesco to find the polish have raided the rtc shelf.
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