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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Just got off the blower, to edf energy
    what part of "I'm not hanging up until you sort this out" don't you understand
    Why don't your reverse engineer your garden experiment's alternator to their input wire I think they get to understand
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    No can do siemens 2AS meter (blue front not white) will count upwards, needs changing

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    them siemens meters the blue info panel is connected to the mains live input , so kick it, but dont lick it
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    Tonight, bit fun filled.



    1) abdul for sausage & chips, Henkal is normally on full form, had to tell him 3 times my order

    2) walks out the shop, for some odd reason i have 1.70 in my mouth, never do that
    Sone guy says "can you spare 1 govner" cant deny it, takes changes out gob no 1
    Looks on sidewalk there it is, down there mate and runs off.

    3) need some great big LONG polish male names, need to pull a fast one
    And blame some polack

    4) staying out in the cold as long as possable, as wont get up in t' morning
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    Tonight, change of plan

    was meant to be over at weird friends, but he is out, so going to get some tea and light bulbs and play with myself in my garden
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Tonight, change of plan

    was meant to be over at weird friends, but he is out, so going to get some tea and light bulbs and play with myself in my garden
    I hope you aren't overlooked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nara View Post
    I hope you aren't overlooked!
    He is weird and forgot somebodys birthday. Meant i could play with myself, but
    sat in car i was working on and fell asleep instead.

    Atonight

    translating the text on this

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vDrOVk2bbc8
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    As your at a loose end Meaty
    Tweet this to Tracy Barlow you never know you might get luck

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    see SJ post
    SEX IS THE BEST MEDICINE Aussie flu

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    Tracy never replied to my tweets.

    tonight weird friends and terry and june twice
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    Seeing a married woman, then for causing me pain i pay 36 INC VAT

    then some humoing
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    today i want to slapp some people, i am Angry, i yelled to some people who i toaght t was friends...i asked some one who i thinked he was a friend/ a person like me who loves the stuff we do ( cars )
    only because he cant make money on my today he ~~~~'d up reall hard ... i thaugt wtf dude.. i spend 5000€on u to swapp engine no problems i give it with love because the swapp is 100% good . . .i am so happy with t , i send my wife there parrents to fix also them car talked fulll goodness about them and the good fixx, ya know the first good shopp who fix it really really good, ) i give u all the money u want... for all the fixes,and its big money heh not a 50 a 100€ thing , 5000€ for only swapping and small fixes the first ~~~~ing time i ask some help because i didnt have the software/cable's to read ecu
    i only ask to ( can i use your stuff to read the ecu copy this and send this to some mate in belgium ) this person will free tune this for me
    and send it back ...me ~~~~ing mate say's
    dude you buy meat and go to a other meat dealer to cut ,,, WTFFF really ? all this time we are good and now you talkink this to me ... okayy. so the ~~~~ing lesson for today is . even friendship works all about money ? damnn dude , i help evry one when i can for free, even when it cost myself money, and then this fucing dude say's in long therm that i asked a weird quiesten,, i am thinkin really ? because i ask u to use youre ~~~~ing cable's u doing weird to me , why u dont say in REAL SHORT WORDS , i dont want that u use my stuff...is that so hard ? maybe than even i can think ok .. ok no problem he dont want it but this ~~~~ing retard maked me crazy today, wanna slapp some people , what are you doing today ! DK memmbers

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    My friend I use to know a car mechanic down the pub after a skinful he stated when the beer had loosened his tongue. People come to my garage I charge them 1st time cheap some bits I don't charge, the same the 2nd time, the 3rd etc. Then one day they come with a problem with the motor they think I'm a nice friendlily bloke and won't overcharge them....Hahaha I whip their pants down and shaft them good and proper with a massive bills and the *** don't realise I'm ripping them off they think I'm honest. Amazing what a gut full of beer can reveal! I haven't associate with this mechanic for some years hopefully the twisted B*tard has pegged it by now.
    Alyperstyl mate you've been played good and proper.
    At least on DK we have a lot of good guys and a few
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    Tonight if cold will be doing something with a sheep, if it's warm will be moving a piece of japenese metal with inglish metal, assisted with bit of Chinese metal in the middle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Tonight if cold will be doing something with a sheep, if it's warm will be moving a piece of japenese metal with inglish metal, assisted with bit of Chinese metal in the middle
    Let me guess your building a sheep dip pen don't forget the lipstick
    Nothing like a woolly jumper to keep you warm in the cold weather
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    Due to strict no advertising rules, cant say what or where

    but last time ebc brakes, bosch automotive and smmt where there, but was unable to say anything about been blocked on twitter as we gate crashed the place
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    UPDATE:-

    went, saw filled pockets up, talking to a bloke trying to baffle me, soon told him he were wrong.

    just told him im a VIP member of my favorite porn site, he soon shut up then.

    that byrd from another company, deffo not as hot as byrd from parts place.
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