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    Went to see a man about a lump of metal
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    UPDATE:-

    took some black rubber things off a bicycle, and swapped with some other black rubber things

    Installed poundland puncture repair patch at same time

    wayered triffids with hose pipe
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    cat stayed still would have got thwacked with said black rubber thing
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    Went to see Abdul, can of beer and iron bru, then other Abdul for goat burger and chips, see something fat friend wanted in street, rung him, not my problem

    then ground off rust from 100 year old saw and painted it grey

    had cold chips, mixed some poundland epoxy and aluminium dust
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    on dK whilst kegs dry for tomorrow
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    Catching up with missing dK from yesterday
    and sleeping and listening to the naybor hood kids fighting each other
    great thing is, all the kids speak jingling iShit speak inglish

    going to burn some leaves after Aadvarks burger
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    IPDATE:- iShit update

    had some tattooed Bulgarian hanging out the window moaning about smoke
    only intended on one burn anyway

    so drilled some holes in new solar lights got from b&m then identified some wood worm

    put that stolen thing in disinterred extant iShit dettol(tm)


    went inside and started playing with pot if grease and myself and fat friend rung
    went for bath now bed
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    Knackered, just too hot, used most of energy reserves trying to get out of bed this morning

    bath and play with pot of grease and kitchen roll
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    Either sleeping, weird friend, or washing work gear, as not got anything for tommorow
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    Involves cat shit, a shovel and some lumps of metal.
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    Last night, too knackered to post on dk

    played with some anti cat triffids that don't work and smell of farts.

    looked at 1000 worth of coffe machine which is broke and won't prime
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    Putting 100 worth of broken coffee machine back in box, cutting lump of metal off, then stalking companies house for director of autodesk
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    UPDATE:-

    ref pop up stopping iShit viewing indestrucables .com
    becsuse of autodesk popup


    managed to get hold of number for someone, wish waited until 2am to ring

    ringing her tomorrow
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    OFF TOPIC:-

    ringing that woman today

    ON TOPIC:/

    if no good ringing that woman 11pm instead she not impressed by 10pm phone call
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    ADVERTISEMENT:-

    RINGING SARAH DOUGLAS FROM AUTODESK AT 11PM ON 07730 285185
    AND SHOUTING OR LEAVING RUDE VOICE MAIL

    #SHITHEADS
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    UPDATE:/

    syrprise surpise, Sarah Douglas has turned her blower off. Left her a msg

    got my mate Vic from the pub to help, got some more inglish phone numbers, seems few divert
    but playing around with last few didgits, can find odd persons mail box

    most Sussed is the london numbers, counting backwards.

    think that the 03 ending number is An ADSL line or something
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    Meaty Sarah Doglas looks like Tracey barlows sister talk to her nicelyalso if she head of Marketing she must have a better ishit that you and know how to use it .....Could be a match made in heaven afterall you need constant support!
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