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    Means you got rabies now, or do you get it from a dog? Anyway nothing to worry about.
    On Topic Going to buy english mince pies from a german store!?
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    Tonight

    due to strict no advertising rules, cant give excact details, but been desiging a poster for weird friend, not that he knows about it.

    having argument with a stranger

    https://mobile.twitter.com/samykamka...4756274176?p=v

    eating tea, looking at porn then off to play with mydelf in t garage
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    Tonight, Walmart. Pizza for tea, put out the trash, yakety yak, dont talk back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Tonight fat unemployed friends
    You my friend, are absolutely hilarious! Haha. What a combination- Fat and unemployed. Hahaha.

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    Have you seen references to weird friend and both imganary ones!

    tonight scraping wood eating funge out my pit
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    Tonight

    wovski takeaway, you should see the state of the TV remote on the counter
    cant get a phoyo

    then home to eat my chicken wrap and food poisoning

    then eb either throw up or back into t garage.

    must must must get my projects done asap
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    Terry and June refused the new weird friend advertising beer mat

    now pisgex iShit pissed down pub with weird friend who admits to been a psycho
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    Update:-

    still pished, weird friend just brought me mixed grill 9.99

    bird by the bogs, pritty, but I'm pritter
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    Update update

    far bird on next table gone. Weirfriend still weirx
    got fresh doggy poo bag in my coat pocket with slice of steak and gamon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    got fresh doggy poo bag in my coat pocket with slice of steak and gamon
    Sheesh forgot about that, thanks dk

    tonight lots of humping on my own in the garage
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Update:-

    still pished, weird friend just brought me mixed grill 9.99

    bird by the bogs, pritty, but I'm pritter

    GARAGE ALERT:- Top tip!

    Meaty don't wear beer goggles to pub only use them in your mag pit!
    google beer goggles for info?

    I once did wear beer goggles to pub I nearly put starter fluid in wrong carburettor if I had it would of caused a big bang in meat city that would of change the population mixture badly small mercy in life ( haven't been to Meat city since)
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    Tonight, using garden shears to cut up pipe insulation comtaninated with wood eating fungus, as wheely bin full
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