DOUGALMCD (19th July, 2016)
DOUGALMCD (19th July, 2016)
Just like vicky in Benidorm
Meat-Head (19th July, 2016)
ON TOPIC:-
So just been outside playing with myself, gets in
just about to go and have a w*nk & shower, knock knock on door.
next door, flapping about the radator.
ITS THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR, goes round
thermostat set to 30 degress c.
radators cold! The boiler is rattling, looks at gauge NO PRESSURE
Its set to constantly on!
just letting it cool then hit the #filling loop
then bleed the radatirs, 10pm at night hottest day of the year!
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The wifi said I'm cooking tonight!
So I just sat in garden in boxers poured cooking oil all over me , stuck spuds, veg and fillets on me lets see whats cooking tonight
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Meat-Head (20th July, 2016)
Not a lot tonight, no sleep untill 2am cos some polish having a street fight
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Evening just been organised for me.
was going to paint guttering board so dry for tomorrow night for bonfire
but got to put a rail up for next door, bad feeling drilling brick & plaster going to drop off
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Tonight, hoping to burn off load of #woodworm
other plan pending, due to unforseen circumstances
will have to wait a few days to post on DK
but will need a "fuctious person disclamer" first
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Tut Tut! Its a very bad thing for you to burn the woodworm off your making them homeless better you just let your plank of wood fall to pieces I will later walk to the canal and drop an envelope in with some wood glue and filler for when you plank gives up! Expect the envelop someday
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Meat-Head (22nd July, 2016)
Started stalking premierd, but got bored
then started stalking somebody else, got bored
then ended up looking for the dc cook sign & found it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzei1GuKL38
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Oh yeah *HOT* bird from parts place, does about 4000 miles a year in her own car.
by simply typing her user name in Twitter & bingo
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Meat-Head (25th July, 2016)
Fraid knot, like a normal knot, only slightly fraid
ON TOPIC:-
due to STILL classified information, unable to tell what todays lunch hour was.
HOW EVER, will make great post for my "what would you do" thread.
Really cant say, incase somebody does the job for me.
ON TOPIC:-
tonight in bath watching catch up tv as back gone faulty
OFF TOPIC
"Jackie" is a lyeing bitch.
you DON'T give another persons user name out*
* cough cough, me use fake name, ringing somebody, never
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Back STILL hurting, still walking like crapped myself, hurts to walk
but riding stolen bicycle is good.
been popping pills like smarties, then realised they ARE smarties so must be
why still in #pain
now got a towel shoved up by back & playing with myself.
bit of black poundland paint, bit of poundland super glue, bit of red onit
looks great now.
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