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    Stole something heavy

    got contesabt for zapp the cat

    bye

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    Looks like tonight contest for zapp a cat has decided not to bother

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    Right tonight more caffine pills, nicitine, sleeping pill, laxatives see what cat does next

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    Started to modify the zapp a cat rig, but back went faulty

    lied down 2 hours, ended up playing with myself.

    intresting, top part of eeprom blank, but little
    playing managed to get a remote to code in.

    the orginal remote is infact faulty.

    can add remotes to it, just cant erase

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    Hoping for anither round of zapp the cat

    just sending a Tweet in kitchen heard a meoww

    zapper and bowl with nicotine pills, laxatives & energy pills all ready
    runs to cctv minitor nothing there!

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    Got one, took some zapping, its had a good feasting
    at my expense, but we all know whats going to happen later,
    hopefully in its bed.

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    Walmart for tea.

    round of "zapp the cat" if any contestants left

    bit of trolling on Twitter

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    Tesco for chocolate, steak & chips.

    then after tea looking for my imganary cat, think
    in a draw eaw, not really sure

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    UPDATE

    Got in from Tesco bang on t door.

    naybor, tap leaking can you fit new washer.

    good job git packet of piundland ones, never dine
    one before, olny left 2 scuff marks on the tap.

    freed tge stop covk off.

    bit of a fuddle was clise to turning okd wasger round.

    managed it, will have to look for imganary cat another night

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    good idea!
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    Tonight i will be grouting the bathroom

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    Tonught looking for thread in here

    manufactors f*k ups by member rideon

    cant find it for looking so have to just dump this here ibstead

    OFF TOPIC

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    ehr
    Social use.
    Instagram: pic of hot ladies
    Twitter/Facebook: pic of cats/ girlfriend
    vk: pic of escort / pic of rideoff:



    Looks like he's missing some carrots.

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    naybor, tap leaking can you fit new washer.
    Same, three days ago.

    So different places, different dk users, same people request, same people needs.
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    Showing my fat mate this

    CAUTION ADVERTISEMENT:-

    http://www.copart.com/us/Lot/3810654...hId=1113183686

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    Tree 1 - Porsche at max speed 0

    I'll post a song about an Italian DJ. While he was sleeping a driver crushed into his parked
    car. He wrote the song for his car.
    The young lady singing represent the car. Telling him she's going to cruise again.
    The video is a cut and paste of random online video, his damaged car is at 1:30 to 1:40.

    Dj Spyne - La mia macchina

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    Washed cat pish out passage CHECK

    Took a crap. CHECK

    mebded punrure on stoken bike CHECK

    Bath CHECK

    left cat food out with extra laxatives FAIL

    Drill something open thats stolen from work,
    that needs stashing rather than drilling open CHECK

    Charged battery drill for abive CHECK

    Programmed eeprom for educationsl or entertainment
    readons CHECK

    Playing with stoken car akarm CHECK

    Got it working yet? FAIL

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