2012 - End Of The World

[givenhell]

Jesus has already come and gone the second time. He was a taxi driver in south Carolina, but his preaching got a little tiring for his clients so eventually the firm let him go. He tried a direct approach, standing in the town centre with his bible and a renewed determination to make people believe he was the son of god. Some threw coins at his feet, some spat in his face but the vast majority were simply indifferent and didn't care why the crazy bearded man stood there shouting and waving around that bible.

So, Jesus feeling dispirited put his main mission to the back burner and got a job in McDonalds. But the drudgery of flipping burgers and frying chips caused Jesus to sink further into depression. His public sermons floundered. The vigour was gone from Jesus' deliverance of his divine message. People just didn't care. They had their jobs, mortgages, school fees, babysitting to worry about, and they were the lucky ones.

So, Jesus stopped delivering the message. He moved to a little wooden house on the outskirts of a town - The further from the taunting kids, the better. It was a relatively quiet existence. The odd pickup truck would sometimes roar past Jesus' home, the drunken passengers in the back throwing empty cans mocking the crazy man who thought he was the son of god. But for the most part, he was left alone. Well, alone apart from a mongrel dog and a TV. He drank heavily every night, but never seemed to goto the store to restock. He watched his TV, and would often be heard shouting in a language no one could identify.

Then, many years later, Jesus died. An anonymous hermit, who the locals called crazy. The guy who made such outlandish claims, he must have been suffering from a brain defect.

The funeral was small. A holy man of some kind who hastily read from a sheet of paper. Two burly gravediggers and Jesus. He wouldn't be coming back from this one. Even though he had failed to deliver his message, he had learned enough while down here. Learned enough about humans and their condition, that a third visit wouldn't be needed.

100% pure agree

[Snowy79]

He'd have saved us a lot of trouble if he hadn't visited in the first place.

[jetdede]

who knows that next week is the end of the world m8

[camelgd]

The bottomless pit that B.P. opened, was open exactly 5months. October 21 is a year, a month and a day from the day they sealed the well. The 4 angels bound in the Euphrates are to be released after that. Iranian war starts soon...

[MrFug]

Cthulhu will emerge from the pit... Or something like that.

4 angels don't sound so bad, and Iranians are already crazy so we've been dealing with that for centuries.

[lagerland]

who knows that next week is the end of the world m8

I no its not i have inside information.............

[camelgd]

A lot of people will think the Iranian war will be the end of the world, because this one's going nuclear, boys.

[gopher7]

No use hiding under the stairs then.??

[alotmentman]

This is the projected planetary alignment for December 21st 2012, doomsday as predicted by the ancient mayans.


And this is a crop circle which apparently appeared overnight and has never been explained or debunked as a hoax


What do you reckon? coincidence? hoax? or is there someone trying to tell us something?

look do you understand you get 960month if your lucky theres one thing hope it happens then ant got to pay for any funeral

[camelgd]

The preferred stairs would be in the installation under the Greenbriar hotel, or the installation under the new Denver Airport. From what I understand, it would take a special ticket to get in either one. I can state right now, without a doubt, that I do not have that ticket.
Heinlein always said that to survive a nuclear attack, just don't be where it goes off.

[lagerland]

No point worry about it till it happens and then its to late so make sure you rack up a load of debts first.................

[azzahra]

drink JW and u'll forget "end of world"....

[jetdede]

who bilieved nostradamus...........

[caveman_nige]

The calendar used by the ancient Mayan civilisation does not predict the end of the world in December 2012 as some believe, according to experts.
A new reading of a Mayan tablet mentioning the 2012 date suggests that it refers to the end of an era in the calendar, and not an apocalypse.
The date was "a reflection of the day of creation", Mayan codes researcher Sven Gronemeyer told AP.
The day also marked the return of a Mayan god, Mr Gronemeyer added.
Bolon Yokte, the god of creation and war, was expected to return, according to Mr Gronemeyer's reading of a Mayan text carved into stone 1,300 years ago.
The date marks the end of one of the periods of roughly 400 years into which the Mayan calendar is divided.
Mexico's National Institute for Anthropological History has also tried to counter speculation that the Maya predicted a catastrophic event for 2012.
Only two out of 15,000 registered Mayan texts mention the date 2012, according to the Institute, and no Mayan text predicts the end of the world.
"There is no prophecy for 2012. It is a marketing fallacy," Erik ~~~~~~~~~, etchings specialist at the National Autonomous University of Mexico, told


Source:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-16000331

[Evastar]

yes, it refers to the end of a time period, a lot of people believe that civilisation will wake up spiritually and take a cosmic leap forward in consciousness; and that spiritual wake up is what the mayan calendar is referring to, a eureka moment for mankind