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    hey! come on, lets not knock the willis. he's done the world a great service with the die hard films
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    No, I think he's good.

    Do yer remember "Moonlighting" on the telly. Cybill Shepherd was hot.

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    I do remember moonlighting and what a pile of simian excrement it was. i remember when die hard came out and everybody thought "wtf! that bloke from moonlighting?! what a pile of shite!!"
    how wrong we were as bruce willis defined himself as the greatest action star in the history of the world in the greatest movie of all time.
    this is fact please do not waste my time or yours debating it.
    the sky is blue,
    the wind blows,
    acorns become oaks
    and bruce willis is a god
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    simian excrement fantastic kry where do you get them from

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaphodbb View Post
    simian excrement fantastic kry where do you get them from
    from twycross zoo. i can get you some, but it will cost you your first born child
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypton View Post
    from twycross zoo. i can get you some, but it will cost you your first born child
    pmsl your sharp tdy m8

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    ..... no cant think of a pun for sharp
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    I thought Bruce Willis was good until he tried a singing career.

    That man can act but he can't sing for toffee.

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    I have got his rendition of "swinging on a star".
    he is a modern renaissance man. absolute class
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    Krypton..I rest my case.

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    What? good tune that mate. plus he got to number 19 in the top 40 with "respect yourself".
    and number 2 with that very song!!
    stats dont lie pumpy
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    Hey, the Goombay Dance Band released 15 singles and "seven Tears" topped the charts for 3 weeks, but i havnt got there poster on me bedroom wall..

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    Back to the movies ! ~~~~o's work best with 70's music , very melodic !!

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    Never buy a house next to a cemetery.

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    Chuck Norris is warm and sensitive. Leave him alone!

 

 
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