Movie Rules

**Krypton** · 15th March, 2009, 05:11 PM

OK lets have 'em.
Basic rules when making a movie;
I'll start with,

Sheets/bedclothes in movies need to be cut at a diagonal angle, thus allowing the male in bed to have his chest axposed whilst allowing the female to have the covers up over her chest.

also

when hacking into any computer, your hacking will be signified by graphics. if you cannot hack into a certain computer the mords "access denied" will appear in a large font filling the screen or a graphic of a skull and crossbones

**zaphodbb** · 15th March, 2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Krypton

OK lets have 'em.
Basic rules when making a movie;
I'll start with,

Sheets/bedclothes in movies need to be cut at a diagonal angle, thus allowing the male in bed to have his chest axposed whilst allowing the female to have the covers up over her chest.

also

when hacking into any computer, your hacking will be signified by graphics. if you cannot hack into a certain computer the mords "access denied" will appear in a large font filling the screen or a graphic of a skull and crossbones

read this four times what am i missing kry hmmm

**Mr Pumpy** · 15th March, 2009, 05:55 PM

If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

**zaphodbb** · 15th March, 2009, 05:59 PM

ah get it now....

if you here a scream in the cellar dont go down there

that sort of thing

**Mr Pumpy** · 15th March, 2009, 06:02 PM

Never hide in a Cupboard; the killer WILL find you!!

**zaphodbb** · 15th March, 2009, 06:12 PM

never go for a shit in Jurassic park

**Mr Pumpy** · 15th March, 2009, 06:28 PM

When casting the main villian always hire an English actor

**Krypton** · 15th March, 2009, 06:43 PM

and a horse

Originally Posted by gmb45

for a quality ~~~~o allways hire a blond bimbo (female)

**Krypton** · 15th March, 2009, 06:45 PM

never ever use windows, linux or macos. also make sure web pages load in milliseconds, and are always in large font.
when up against a password etc, simply type "override security"

**Krypton** · 15th March, 2009, 06:50 PM

if you come across a friendly robot/talking car/one half of a set of twins, be aware as they will always have an evil twin

**RedSpider** · 15th March, 2009, 08:47 PM

Don't ever have sex if there is a serial killer close by as you will be the first victim

**RedSpider** · 15th March, 2009, 08:48 PM

superheroes must never kill their arch enemies no matter how much of a threat they are to the safety of the city/world

**ps2chiper** · 15th March, 2009, 08:57 PM

Jason Lee Had to learn to make sure the bullets are blank the hard way. But I think he was murdered myself.

**RedSpider** · 15th March, 2009, 09:07 PM

Male leads can take a beating and get shot multiple times without showing any visible pain. Not until they are having their wounds treated with TCP by some tart with whom he doesn't get along with. Then he winces like a little girl. Then he has sex with the woman with whom he had previously not gotten along with.

**Mr Pumpy** · 15th March, 2009, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by RedSpider

Male leads can take a beating and get shot multiple times without showing any visible pain. Not until they are having their wounds treated with TCP by some tart with whom he doesn't get along with. Then he winces like a little girl. Then he has sex with the woman with whom he had previously not gotten along with.

That could be the complete story for the next Bruce Willis Film.
With or without white vest ofcoarse.