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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    You have the wrong mindset Meaty..... Girls don't have a price.
    Yes your. Correct as she is priceless. & lives a long long long way away.

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    ffs...Maplin gift card !!

    Priceless !!
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnner View Post
    ffs...Maplin gift card !!

    Priceless !!
    ONLY reason why didnt send her valentine card cos her company blocked me on Twitter

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    So past couple of weeks, been coming across some bird
    on way to work.

    FULL spec from behind, was expecting usual china clone
    but not this on, but think she is an aliean

    1) got in her lower lip two brass contacts, presume gnd & data
    gnd 5 volt, can l can h or sonething?
    could they be a charging port?

    2) see for 2 seconds looks like her near side ear is pointed like captin spok.

    3) MAnufactoring year, unsure guessing 1990-1995/6 not sure

    thanks

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    Abive mentioned bird not seen since.

    ON TOOIC:-

    was looking on internet for information about overdrive unit, borg warner
    as futted to 1970 mgb c, straight 6 inline engine.

    google flagged up few hits on "heavy-r" "xhamster" "wimp" odd result
    on "fet life" "tumblr" etc

    anyway whilst searching "gearbox" "shaft" "fluid" etc came across

    "grace neutral" she's HOT, but needs setting to "factory defaults"
    "User customisation" is the tab that neeeds editing.

    Her eyes can stay, but rest needs "factory restore to default"
    is this option available on this model please?

    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    "grace neutral" she's HOT,
    So had to Google but sure it's a different burd I'm getting in results coming back a tattoo artist. Hot in a way but not my type, also no xhamster reference to her.

    I may be wrong though meaty know how you like them dark headed and not inked.

    Although inked myself I've always not liked a girl with tattoos. Slightly changing though some are managing to pull it off and make it look hot.


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    Hence why wanting to restore the settings to default, but the eyes can stay, look great, but no thanks.

    jet black hair, looks jam hot, the *HOT* burd from parts dept factory black
    hair, looks stunning.

    unwanted weird friend on plenty o fish
    would love to see his prifile & photos

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    Wow, can somebody pop down to @eurocarparts
    & buy me this please, got cash in brown envlope waiting, blocked from there

    the byrd on the right, dont worry abiut the
    "go faster stripes" on her face, got some @poundland
    white paint, will cure that

    https://mobile.twitter.com/EuroCarPa...ia/grid?idx=18

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    On topic:-

    at at bbq with unwanted weird friend and co

    two guys turned up with their girlfriend things
    talk about munters.

    There well fat looking heffers

    Kalipo where your "munters on dK thread"

    one is installed with a gastric band

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    One-third of people who have used online dating have never actually gone on a date with someone they met on these sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lainie View Post
    i met my other half online and hopefully we will get married in a couple of years.
    Sounds great. I wish you 2 the best!

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    Great in a pub with weird friend &! Inbred friend, nice bird opposites, hot but
    Not suitable

    1) tattoo unreadable on o/s arm

    2) silly big earsrings

    MAIN REASON

    3) waving around an iShit

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    Ffs

    weird friend randley turned round asked if their #lesbions

    you can't take him anywhere



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    y There social workers wtf

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    Due to DK rules about advertising come across a daughter of inbred boat crew

    correct year of manufactor
    not got jet black factory hair
    not called Tiffany (so can have breakfast at hers)
    does have nice simple & easy to spell name
    more like a perfect 14 than perfect 10
    couple of small tattoos
    lives 200 miles away
    got a fiance already
    well spoken says "three" instead of "free" and "firteen"
    got typist fingers (rather than shelf stackers dumpy fingers)
    works with animals
    has NO understanding of children (didnt know which way up to hold one when handed one
    with no warning)

    does NOT want any either (BONUS points)
    Really really nice
    not bad looking either.

    Is there ANY of clearing the adaptations and editing remaing stats please?

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