You forgot to check her mot then...................
RANT MUNTER MUTTER MODE
So this bird comes in, chassis has signs of stress, right kerb side weight, right unladen height, perfect 10 wears a 12, software was good, spoke chatted whilst sorted her car, but had 2 dustbin lids and boyfriend
but credit to her dustbin lid, it chucked her moms Ishit out the window, sadly it didnt smash
RANT MUTTER MUMBLE MODE OFF
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You forgot to check her mot then...................
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
Perhaps lines like:
"I notice you have a chassis number on your back, it goes below the line of your skirt and I need to check out so I can make sure you're serviced properly"
or
"I need to plug my ODB interface into you to run some analysis on you, would you mind opening your port?"
or even
"You're well past your service date"
and
"Can I stamp your service card for you?"
and lastly
"At part of the service I need to check your hooters are working"
may not have gone down [excuse that one] too well with her, or maybe they would
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
Nah the ones with the specifircation im looking for seem to have an inbuilt software flaw, they dont apprechate anything
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From experience, those that fit the exact manufacturers specifications always know it and will always try manipulate the world around them until it fits the specification they want. So unless you have the money to manipulate the world for them you'll be of no value whatsoever and of no interest. What you really need to do is write up your own specifications, with tolerances, and try match them, but not on a dating site. Unless you resemble Joeseph Merrick spend the money going out on a weekend with your mates and party - doesn't cost a lot. Find someone that meets your spec rather than paying some website (who is in it purely for the profit and couldn't care less about you) to match you with someone they couldn't give a damn about either.
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
MUTTER MUNBLE CHUNTER MOAN WHINE
JUST GEEN TO MATCH.ROBBINGSODS. NO REPORT FUNCTION ON USHIT. CANT TELLTHEM WHST A LIAD OF CRAP THEY ARE
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Meat-Head (16th June, 2013)
I was abnoyed when write that
as hour suggy there is a thread by euther jok of bulldawg cant rember title but search hitler in this section
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Mutter mumble moan. Nothing on match.con. More insert coin pages than anything
so low going for a sleep
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If anybidy wants to complain to match.con whikst on Ishut in bed link is gere
Ffs. Woukd have been here but Ishit lost the link
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ON TOPIC
So the model of bird i'm looking for is a very simular chassis to one of them "Goth" type
Free flowing shoulder length jet black hair (head) is a MUST, as a perfect 10 body work
Prefably metric on the data sheet, but can convert data from imperial
Does anybody have any user instructions or sales propaganda they can upload?
had a quick look around dk for some but cant see any.
Thanks
meat
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RIGHT, JUST send another snotty email to match.con
might be worth posting my emails from them on here.
Match.con if you object to this you need to say now, also this site is FREE and much better than your trash.
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Dating sites are a waste of time more fakes then anything else and money, 90% are dirty old men asking for c-ck pics, If you want just sex go on swinger sites plenty crumpet on there for one night stands, if you want to find a partner go on cam chat rooms and you see what you get great if your in your 20s etc because there is plenty late teens and early twentys on.
If you look hard enough you can find pussssy faster then a delivery from ASDA
Yeah not so, some of us are VIP members with a 50 meter swimming certificate and not intreasted in the 3 f's
FIND, F**K & FORGET
As for 'goths r us' website not replied to my email
ba'tards
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