Internet Dating

[Meat-Head]

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pidhed off, just been quivk look at match.w@ankers nothing loacsl local, what is has been breeding, yuck

nit in mood to eferyn turn off batttery in garage getting boiled

[Meat-Head]

Hi, match.con

great, is it possable to remove from your search option 'currantly seperated' please, just that theres some byrd in the street, screaming and carrying on, using lots of f words, about how she left her bloke, then screaming back from him.

no point calling fuzz, involves energy

thanks

Meat

[Meat-Head]

Update:-

fisty cuffs, now silence is goldern

oh no, shouting come back to full volume

[Meat-Head]

mutter muble chunter on and off topic, chunter, grumble

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums...0/#post2072657

[brettster55]

I tried it once and they chick ended up being a cutter, that was the end of it for me.

[Meat-Head]

Yeah thanks what ever website just emailed me, here is my reponse, due to DK rules personall info has been edited out

what good is an american phone number to somebody in the uk?

what else do you need to know, has no kids, wants no kids, perfect 10, wears a 12, natural jet black hair, 5'1 max kerb side height, 4'8 min kerb side height, max 10 stone. Live within 2 miles of Meat-City CentRE


minimum manufactering date of 19**, max manufactering date of LATE 19**
preferable one that can remember the year 19**

[Canker_Canison]

what else do you need to know, has no kids, wants no kids, perfect 10, wears a 12, natural jet black hair, 5'1 max kerb side height, 4'8 min kerb side height, max 10 stone. Live within 2 miles of Meat-City CentRE


minimum manufactering date of 19**, max manufactering date of LATE 19**
preferable one that can remember the year 19**

I really think you have to pay for that particular make & model. I'm also pretty sure it doesn't show up in the Parkers 'Crack Whore Price Guide'
You might get a cat C with front end damage for cheaper, look for damaged headlights & bad paint job with rusty spots on the bonnet.

[Meat-Head]

Just clearing out my emails, found this one from Eharmany.sods

I hasten to add this is the ENTIRE email as is (except date blanked out) Thank you for contacting eHarmony. Below is a summary of your request and response. Subject eHarmony UK Customer Care Customer By CSS Web (**/**/2013 **29 PM) WHY BOTHER, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, YOU COME UP WITH A MATCH, SODDING LEMMINGTON SPA, DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ THE REST OF THE DATASHEET. FREE COMMICATION, MY HAIRY ARSE

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[Meat-Head]

FFS what is the use of trying, all you get is pain, when i wanted sunshine, i got wet.

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From: Customer_Care
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Date: Tue, -0700
Subject: eHarmony UK Customer Care [Incident: ]

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From: Customer_Care@To: co.uk
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 14:25:52 -0700
Subject: eHarmony UK Customer Care [Incident: 131022-002062]

Thank you for contacting eHarmony. Below is a summary of your request and response. Subject eHarmony UK Customer Care Response Dear Meat, Thank you for contacting eHarmony UK Customer Care. I can understand your concern regarding the matches that you're receiving and I'll be glad to provide you with some clarification. Our goal is to find matches for you that are compatible with your unique personality in deep and important ways. We do this by using the results of your relationship questionnaire to screen for individuals based on the 29 Dimensions***8482; of Compatibility. What we***8217;re looking for are matches that have answered the questionnaire in a similar manner as you. We understand that you won***8217;t feel a connection with all of your matches. Although we put a lot of emphasis here in the early stages of being matched with someone, establishing chemistry only accounts for a portion of what makes a relationship last and is only something you can determine once you get to know someone. We caution you from trying to make such an early assessment from just the match detail information. Furthermore, the matching process at eHarmony is based on our patented 29 Dimensions***8482; of Compatibility and your personal preferences. First, using your answers from the Relationship Questionnaire, the scientifically-based Compatibility Matching System? identifies individuals with whom you have a great chance for a happy, healthy long-term relationship. Next, we take into account your personal preferences for things like geography, religion, ethnicity, etc. to create a pool of matches for you. I've reviewed your account and can confirm that all your match settings are set to Very Important. To ensure we find as many matches as possible for you, we send your information to a match as soon as they***8217;re found. We don***8217;t want to miss out on pairing you with someone highly compatible. We delivered your profile to your match at a time they were not active. Once they became active again, then we showed you their profile. If you receive a match that doesn***8217;t fall within your match settings or you don***8217;t feel a connection with, we suggest that you close them out and continue on with your search. Finally, I've reviewed your account and see that you currently have a 3 month membership plan at the rate of only ? 5.95 per month. To purchase your membership with the promo code found in your account, please follow these instructions: 1. Log into your eHarmony account. 2. Write down the promo code found in the banner. 3. Click on the ad and you will be taken to our Subscription page. 4. Scroll down to where it says "Enter Code" and insert the promo code. 5. Click "Go" to proceed with the purchasing process. If you need additional assistance with purchasing a subscription, please feel free to contact us. To reach us via telephone, please dial 0800 028 0308. Our Customer Care phone team is available from Monday through Friday 10:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. and Saturdays 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and would be happy to assist you. We look forward to helping you find your special someone. Sincerely, Wayne M. Customer Care eHarmony Customer LOOK, YOU KEEP EMAILING ME SHIT, WHAT PART OF A BIRD WITH JET BLACK HAIR, HAS NO KIDS, WANTS NO KIDS, DONESN'T SMOKE, NOR DRINK, IS PROGRAMMED WITH MATTERS, KNOWS HOW TO CROSS THE ROAD, MANUFACTORED BETWEEN **** AND ****, PERFECT 10, BUT WEARS A 12, LIVES WITHIN 2 MILES OF THIS SHITHOLE CITY AND HAS NO SHIT OR ANY TATTOOS, HAS NO NOR WANTS NO PETS IN ANY SHAPE SIZE OR FORM, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?????? YOUR SITE IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR A START, WHAT IS THE POINT IN BOTHERING SENDING ME CRAP IF THERE MILES AWAY, AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE YOU CAN SOD OFF PAYING TO LOOK AT PHOTOS TO FIND IT'S A DAWG Question Reference # 131022-002062

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[Meat-Head]

*ANNOYED MODE*

w@nkers, just found this in said Meat-Mail box. Since when do you get email address from dating sites.

INFERIOR WEBSITE LINK:-
Romance Scam ? Polina; <jumping.dancing@gmx.net>

Going to insult somebodies, bye

*STILL IN ANNOYED MODE*

> Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:26:49 +0100
> From: suppamafeaac@accountant.com
> To: meat@Meat-mail.????
> CC: proofn2@hotmail.co.uk; greewan@hotmail.co.uk
> Subject: I would like to chat with you!
>
> Hello,
> My name is Polina and i like to talk with you!
> I got your e-mail thru a dating site so i thought,
> why don't i write a line to you
> I hope to find a good buddy, a man, perhaps a lover.
> Yes, i used to talk about relationships and erotic themes straightly and
> i don't like any hidden catches,
> so if you like we could try to talk a little
> and send some photos to each other, maybe some hot photos also?!
> So, if you are even just a little curious, please answer to my mail box:
> jumping.dancing@gmx.net
> I hope you found my proposal intriguing and you'll write me back soon!
> many sweet kisses,
> Polina
>

[Canker_Canison]

You forgot to add her picture! Very cute, but she's not called Polina. The image that came with the email is of Nadezhda Dostupnaya

Just before you start accusing me of stalking your a s s. I googled the email address she gave.

[Meat-Head]

Nadezhda Dostupnaya.

*CONFUSED*

Sorry mate, this thread is about internet dating rather than fancy names of illnesses

[Meat-Head]

ON AND OFF TOPIC:-

Some times, not only do you need is the air your breathe, other times you agree with "Alice DJ" in saying Better Off Alone - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Short story is bloke came in the other week, problem with his car, got no money, can we have a look. Speaks Inglish, IS Inglish, no problem.

He has basically spend ?700 on this bit and that bit, ALL NEW, but still not right. So we look at it, needs a new coffee filter, but their like ?1234567 + VAT. Could get a used one for about ?50 from scrap yard easily enough, or even buy another car for that one part.

His wife went gone off her rocker, when he got home theres was a tow truck waiting ?100 in HER pocket drive it on, gone for scrap. Why do that, with all the other parts spent on it, yes negative equity value, but not to scrap!

What a bitch.

[Meat-Head]

So this woman brings her car in the other day, got a picture of a man sucking a large lolypop on the dashboard.

Now normally a woman that brings a car in will just stay at the other end of the parking lot sending Tweets. Not this one, real friendly hovering over my shoulder, small job no problem with that.

Then notices the MASSIVE ring on a finger on her nearside hand. Then spots the brat seats in the trunk. Taking notice of all this whilst working on the vehicle notices the dashboard oil level all dashes, (needs oil level checking), so you guessed it, didn't say anything.

What is more funny is her departing words were "I'm going down the ring road to clear it out for it's emisions" - just smiled as she went in the distanse.

Har har said the clown.

[Meat-Head]

On topic

well thanks for that eharmony the free few days over xmas. Only found out on the ladt day of it.

the bird that seemed a good match she buggerred off my screen of uShit3 well pished off, free commication i only wanted to ask roughty how far away she lived but no chance of that.

i hope your rotten server gets infested by termites

oh hiw do you vintact your selfs when on sn uShit?