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    For years, scientists have been trying to uncover the source of mysterious radio signals being picked up in Australia.
    Theories have ranged from evaporating black holes to extraterrestrial communication and mergers of neutron stars.
    Now researchers at the Parkes Observatory claim they have finally found the source of these 'alien' signals - in their kitchen microwave.
    In January, astronomers at the facility were able to see a 'fast radio burst' tearing through space.

    The discovery brought scientists a step closer to understanding the strange 'alien' phenomenon, which astronomers worldwide are vying to explain.
    Lasting only milliseconds, the first such radio burst was discovered in 2007 by astronomers combing the Parkes telescope data archive for unrelated objects.
    Six more bursts, apparently from outside our galaxy, have now been found with the Parkes telescope and a seventh with the Arecibo telescope in Puerto Rico.
    And this time, scientists say they have ruled out all kitchen appliances


    SO next time you look for aliens check the kitchen prehaps their reheating a pizza
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    OFF TOPIC:-

    unknown date

    location france

    problem. Fuse blowing 5:15 every night.

    some inglish bloke went to this factory, nobody could fix it, was something daft like toilet light fuse or something, too simple to rewire it, wanted to find it.

    man was there SIX months one night just him and Xavier, Cluade and Meeme Le Bonk had gone home.
    when Xavier said "I'm going home in 5 kid do you want anything". Seconds later le crack fuse popped.

    inglish man asked the onion wearing frog what did he just do.

    he had a heater or tea maid or something, turned it off surge and pop.
    plugged into another socket cured.

    must have cost a lot for that six months only once every 24 heurs

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    Want to see aliens not at work daily? check out the chatbox
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....


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    Some members are on vacation from work!

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    Thats a four letter word that comes after another four letter word monday mornings for many hoping the aliens will abduct it from them
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    Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nara View Post
    Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
    straight from the fridge to microwave

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    Quote Originally Posted by nara View Post
    Must have been a B&Q kitchen.
    They'd remember the tornado
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
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