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    Incontinence pants they...................
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    Change it hourly.................
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    of the farts
    'If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.'
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    from grannys arse

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    made grandad puke



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