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    sex or breakfast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sasapredic View Post
    sex or breakfast?
    defanatly both versions

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    of this will...............

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    shagged a hooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liteace View Post
    shagged a hooker
    Sticky vicky, sister

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    (I show you how it works Meathead)


    inlaw, was waiting............

    for a bus..............

    when along come................

    an elephant riding...............

    a policeman, wait..................

    shouted the policeman......................

    I need a......................

    crap, f88k off...............

    said the elephant................

    and carried on..................
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    and carried on..................

    to the circuit*

    * iShit failure, was circus

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    where all his................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liteace View Post
    where all his................
    Farts bubbled out

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    his massive arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liteace View Post
    his massive arse
    Too big - unwipeable

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    unless using sheep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liteace View Post
    unless using sheep
    As a cloud

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    based storage systems

 

 

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