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    Default You've got mail

    One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it. Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her what she is doing. The blond says, My stupid computer keeps saying #you've got mail#!
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    neighbor is neighbour

    Use Spell check & tell microsnot merican was a past republican ,, use English , From a Canuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by VolvoGeely View Post
    neighbor is neighbour

    Use Spell check & tell microsnot merican was a past republican ,, use English , From a Canuck
    Got no damn clue at all what you yapping about but you must be blind not to notice I made a typo before on blone instead of blond.

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    Neighbor is the yank spelling, neighbour is accepted everywhere else in the world.

    But you did spell blonde wrong.
    Please DO NOT PM me asking for help.

    Post in the forum, that is what it is here for.

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    Shit I thought he was on James !! @ 85 Years , his Neighbour might be looking !!


    & Just for You !1 (James , BOND )

    funny now

 

 

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