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    Default Signs.. that you're too drunk.

    • You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
    • You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
    • Job interfering with your drinking.
    • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
    • Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
    • The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
    • Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
    • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
    • Two hands and just one mouth... - Now THAT'S a drinking problem!
    • You can focus better with one eye closed.
    • The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
    • Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
    • Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
    • Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
    • At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
    • Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
    • The whole bar says 'Hi..___' when you come in...


    Dedicated to a few dufs out there , Here is a pic to better caption it..
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