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    Inmate wants blow-up sex dolls to be introduced into Britain?s prisons to ?reduce violence?



    A lag is calling for prisoners to be given SEX DOLLS to make up for the lack of affection they get inside.

    Convicted drug dealer Jack Swarez said male lags will behave better if given a proper outlet in the form of the kinky blow up dolls.

    The UK is one of several countries which does not allow conjugal visits - a visit from a prisoner?s spouse or partner in a ?private? room.

    Instead Swarez claims giving inmates a sex doll to use will help them vent their frustration and be less aggressive - leading to less violence in prisons.

    He said the scheme would not even cost the taxpayer a penny because the lags will quite happily pay for the dolls themselves.

    The inmate, who is serving a 17-year sentence at HMP Lowdham Grange in Nottinghamshire, said he came up with the idea while watching a Channel 4 documentary about men who live with sex dolls.

    He told prisoners? magazine Inside Time: "Grown men who live with rubber, blow-up dolls, I noticed that all of these men looked very happy and stress-free.

    "They could enjoy date nights, watch the soaps together, listen to music ? everything that you would normally do with your partner.

    "There are companies who manufacture these doll women and, if this idea is taken up, everyone who purchases one can send a photo of their loved one and have the company incorporate their features into the doll."

    He said the dolls should be added to the list of earned privileges which are designed to encourage prisoners to behave better while they are inside.

    A prisoner would be able to use the sex doll over the weekend before deflating her and putting her back in her box.

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    Were do we draw the line???
    Does make sense but have they consider for the female prisoners!!!!!
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    No problem with that just refuse them any repair patches
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    Send them all models of Tessie, they'll soon go off sex
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    I know what they need to make them behave anyway why do they need sex dolls when they have each other? Don't be so f stupid to be inside in the first place then you can have what you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ifred View Post
    No problem with that just refuse them any repair patches
    Damm beet me to it.

    Does anybody know if they do a Tracy Barlow version or the *HOT* bird from the parts
    deptment, or one of the bird that worth a damm good dicking from the other parts place??
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    A Tracy doll would come with plenty of punctures, already had that many pr***s in it You should concentrate on the hot bird from the parts supplier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Damm beet me to it.

    Does anybody know if they do a Tracy Barlow version or the *HOT* bird from the parts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    Damm beet me to it.

    Does anybody know if they do a Tracy Barlow version or the *HOT* bird from the parts
    deptment, or one of the bird that worth a damm good dicking from the other parts place??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    You should concentrate on the hot bird from the parts supplier.
    OFF TOPIC:-

    the *HOT* byrd from parts deptment is 1987 model
    the byrd from other parts place thats worth a damm good diicking
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    did not go back to 1900

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    You watch some moron will invent a talking version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by albertros View Post
    You watch some moron will invent a talking version.

    ON TOPIC:-

    Good point but think been done already, cliff richard had one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    ON TOPIC:-

    Good point but think been done already, cliff richard is one
    Corrected for you
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