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    hailed as Hindu GOD by hundreds of villagers in India. the calf was born with eyes, nose and ears resembling those of a human

    A COW born with ?human features? in India has been worshipped by villagers who believe it is an avatar of a Hindu God.

    The calf was born with eyes, nose and ears resembling those of a human in an animal shelter in Muzaffarnagar, Uttar Pradesh, northern India.


    Locals believe the calf?s ?human-like? facial features suggest is is an avatar of Hindu God Lord Vishnu


    Hundreds of locals from surrounding villages have gathered to pay their respects to the calf


    Locals believe it is similar to a character mentioned in Bhagavata Puran, a Hindu religious text

    Sadly, it died within an hour of its birth on Thursday ? but locals from nearby villages still gathered to seek its blessing, believing it to be an avatar of Hindu God Lord Vishnu.

    Video footage shows people offering flowers and bowing before the dead calf, which has been kept inside a glass box since it died.

    Now, locals plan to build a temple for the animal.

    Mahesh Kathuria, 50, a local businessman, said: ?God has taken birth from the body of a local cow. We came here to seek his blessings. Religiously, it is an avatar of Vishnu.

    ?We believe it?s a similar character mentioned in Bhagavata Puran, a Hindu religious text.?

    Raja Bhaiya Mishra, 55, the manager of the cow shelter, added: ?It?s a miracle that the calf was born in this shelter. Thousands of people have been here to see it. We will be cremating him in three days and a temple will be built for him. This avatar has most definitely created a devotion feeling amongst the people.?

    He explained the mother was rescued from a butcher and brought to the shelter six months ago.
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

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    Looks like some form of inbred

    can the dufners sisters account for there whereabouts whilst walking

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    Temple will be built for him.
    Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

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    it may be that Raja Bhaiya Mishra, 55, the manager of the cow shelter. has been sneaking into the cow shed at night and
    having a good time with the cow mother, he was not fast enough to withdraw... and bingo
    SLOWLY, OUR FREEDOM IS BEING ERASED.
    SOON, WE WILL JUST BE A NUMBER.
    IF WE DON'T FOLLOW, WE WILL BE ERASED.

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    Just goes to prove you shouldn't eat meat... You might be eating someones brother .....Hmmm that face looks familiar
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    i have heard about sheep shagging but a holy cow,was he endowed like a horse as the mind boggles

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    Looks like a local from rotherham or barnsley??
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