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    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when
    he hears a knock at the door.
    When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
    clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
    starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!"
    Nelson says to him, "Look, youīve obviously got the wrong man", and
    shuts the door.
    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
    little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
    his clipboard under Nelsonīs nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
    Mr. Mandela smiles and says "look young man...you've got the wrong man"
    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
    hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson
    Mandela yells at him, "Look, I donīt want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
    says, "Aren't you Nissan Main Dealer?"
    Last edited by maca; 1st August, 2017 at 10:18 PM.

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