Meat-Head (30th August, 2017)
The apocalypse will happen within a month when a mysterious planet called Nibiru smashes into Earth
Don't bother making plans for Christmas, because conspiracy theorists think the world will end on September 23.
He claimed Nibiru will appear in the skies on September 23, 2017 and then crash into us.
“The Great American Eclipse of August 21, 2017, is a major – huge – harbinger," he told the Daily Star.
The "expert" presented all sorts of mumbo-jumbo to back up his theory.
Firstly, he pointed to Chapter 13 of the Old Testament Book of Isaiah, which said: "See, the Day of the Lord is coming – a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger – to make the land desolate and destroy the sinners within it.
“The Stars of Heaven and their constellations will not show their light.
“The rising sun will be darkened and the moon will not give its light.”
He also claimed clues about the upcoming apocalypse were hidden in the pyramids of Egypt.
Meade added: "It is very strange indeed that both the Great Sign of Revelation 12 and the Great Pyramid of Giza both point us to one precise moment in time – September 20 to 23, 2017.
"Is this the end of the Church Age and the transition to the Day of the Lord? There couldn’t be two greater witnesses."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/434757...monger-claims/
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Meat-Head (30th August, 2017)
Err can admin check this out please, Vic my imganary friend says its fake news, its actually sj's fence panel from B&Q
finally let go the jet stream and fell to earth
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ifred (31st August, 2017), super jumbe (31st August, 2017)
Vic is correct..... SJ is finally off his trolley.......fence panels....nails.....flower pots....etc
IMO its less Nibiru and more Uranus at fault here
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Meat-Head (1st September, 2017), super jumbe (31st August, 2017)
With the rain and wind in Houston us, B&Q trolies gone missing some fell next to fencing some running 120km on motorway....
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Meat-Head (1st September, 2017)
Meat-Head (1st September, 2017)
Ah I was going to say 12 days to go, but I see that article is from the cheapest of the cheap comics that support our glorious PM and her chimp party. If the planet hit the UK the government would declare an emergency and create an extended land tax withing seconds, wouldn't matter about the people, but the money matters.
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ifred (13th September, 2017), Meat-Head (12th September, 2017), super jumbe (12th September, 2017)
Rumours its on schedule you can tale from high wind and resent tornadoes over the Atlantic caused by nibiru closing in to earth I will hide behind Kim……
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Meat-Head (15th September, 2017)
Help nearly double posted what the thread doing
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ifred (16th September, 2017)
hurry up!
wokcz (26th September, 2017)
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Meat-Head (21st September, 2017)
Got the Bino's out looking can't see it coming? Am I looking the wrong way or do I need the Hubble telescope
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ON TOPIC:-
get some diversion signs up, divert it to brazil, mexico or where ever this damm is going to burst, park it in there, boils the water off both problems solved
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It's failed to appear so far, it's either
On the rack of Meaty's stolen cycle
Been blown off course by a tornado as it tried to land in B&Q
Stashed with Boris's £350 million form this week
I'm sure someone will own up soon enough and tell teh truth, but don't expect that from Boris as is usual
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ifred (23rd September, 2017), Meat-Head (23rd September, 2017), super jumbe (23rd September, 2017)
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