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    Default Mysterious planet called Nibiru smashes into Earth

    The apocalypse will happen within a month when a mysterious planet called Nibiru smashes into Earth





    Don't bother making plans for Christmas, because conspiracy theorists think the world will end on September 23.

    He claimed Nibiru will appear in the skies on September 23, 2017 and then crash into us.

    “The Great American Eclipse of August 21, 2017, is a major – huge – harbinger," he told the Daily Star.

    The "expert" presented all sorts of mumbo-jumbo to back up his theory.

    Firstly, he pointed to Chapter 13 of the Old Testament Book of Isaiah, which said: "See, the Day of the Lord is coming – a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger – to make the land desolate and destroy the sinners within it.

    “The Stars of Heaven and their constellations will not show their light.

    “The rising sun will be darkened and the moon will not give its light.”

    He also claimed clues about the upcoming apocalypse were hidden in the pyramids of Egypt.

    Meade added: "It is very strange indeed that both the Great Sign of Revelation 12 and the Great Pyramid of Giza both point us to one precise moment in time – September 20 to 23, 2017.

    "Is this the end of the Church Age and the transition to the Day of the Lord? There couldn’t be two greater witnesses."

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    Err can admin check this out please, Vic my imganary friend says its fake news, its actually sj's fence panel from B&Q
    finally let go the jet stream and fell to earth

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    Vic is correct..... SJ is finally off his trolley.......fence panels....nails.....flower pots....etc
    IMO its less Nibiru and more Uranus at fault here
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    With the rain and wind in Houston us, B&Q trolies gone missing some fell next to fencing some running 120km on motorway....
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    Quote Originally Posted by super jumbe View Post
    With the rain and wind in Houston us, B&Q trolies gone missing some fell next to fencing some running 120km on motorway....
    I see SJ your going to blame some chump for your problem
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    Ah I was going to say 12 days to go, but I see that article is from the cheapest of the cheap comics that support our glorious PM and her chimp party. If the planet hit the UK the government would declare an emergency and create an extended land tax withing seconds, wouldn't matter about the people, but the money matters.
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    Rumours its on schedule you can tale from high wind and resent tornadoes over the Atlantic caused by nibiru closing in to earth I will hide behind Kim……
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    Quote Originally Posted by super jumbe View Post
    Rumours its on schedule you can tale from high wind and resent tornadoes over the Atlantic caused by nibiru closing in to earth I will hide behind Kim……
    And I will hide behind your BQ trolley with Meaty and his imaginary friend Vic
    Where will Gas Hide
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    Help nearly double posted what the thread doing
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    Quote Originally Posted by ifred View Post
    Help nearly double posted what the thread doing
    That's the Nibiru effect
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    hurry up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GastonJ View Post
    That's the Nibiru effect
    Expecting Nibiru on Saturday the 23rd September 17 ...
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    Got the Bino's out looking can't see it coming? Am I looking the wrong way or do I need the Hubble telescope
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    ON TOPIC:-


    get some diversion signs up, divert it to brazil, mexico or where ever this damm is going to burst, park it in there, boils the water off both problems solved

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    It's failed to appear so far, it's either

    On the rack of Meaty's stolen cycle
    Been blown off course by a tornado as it tried to land in B&Q
    Stashed with Boris's £350 million form this week

    I'm sure someone will own up soon enough and tell teh truth, but don't expect that from Boris as is usual
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