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    Default Kim Jong-un is a Manchester United fan

    Kim Jong-un is a Manchester United fan who believes North Korean footballers will eventually be flooding to the Premier League.



    KIM JONG-UN has been revealed as a huge Manchester United fan — and believes it is only a matter of time before North Korean players are heading over to the Premier League.

    A close friend of the nuclear tyrant revealed to SunSport how he loves the beautiful game and never misses a major football tournament.

    Italian senator Antonio Razzi confirmed the crackpot dictator had told him during private conversations of his love for the Red Devils.

    But when asked if Kim compared himself to any United heroes such as Eric Cantona or Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Razzi told The Sun: “No, Kim is Kim — he is the only one.”

    North Korean wonderkid Han Jwang-song has come into the public domain following an eye-catching start to the season with Perugia in Italy’s second tier.

    And Razzi told how Kim believes he will be just the first of many players to come out of the secretive state and shine on the world stage because it is “a country in constant evolution”.

    And he expects the Premier League to soon be inundated with North Korean talent.

    Razzi is an eccentric figure in Italian politics, who has become well-known in his homeland mainly due to his close friendship with Kim.

    Relations between North Korea and the USA have seriously deteriorated recently following a reported missile fired over Japan and nuclear tests in the region.

    The incident has intensified the threat of potential nuclear war, with the US urging China to help broker peace in the region.

    And Kim has even created an underground bunker in the event of such a global catastrophe, in which he can no doubt watch highlights of his favourite United matches.

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    a manure fan ffs, well that just confirms what we all already know, hes not a full shilling.
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    Kim still a baby doesn’t know much about the footy but he like to visit man united ground, he has the money to buy this club….
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    Quote Originally Posted by gmb45 View Post
    a manure fan ffs, well that just confirms what we all already know, hes not a full shilling.
    no that's good as less chance of uk getting one of his nukes,

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    Perhaps Mr Rump will send him a fizzing football signed "Love emerica"
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    Meaty have you room in garage for Dk server only if you can stop imaginary cat peeing on it?
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