Meat-Head (28th January, 2018)
A syphilis-ridden 18th century mummy dug up from a Swiss church is the great-great-great-great-great- great-great grandmother of Boris Johnson, it has emerged.
The body was uncovered in 1975 during renovations on Basel’s Barfusser Church, but her identity has remained a mystery for more than 40 years.
Known as ‘Switzerland’s most famous mummy’, the woman was buried in front of the altar, and found wearing expensive clothes, with no signs of malnutrition, suggesting she had been wealthy.
Not only was it a match, showing that the woman must have been a Bischoff, but further archival research showed she was Anna Catharina Bischoff, who died in 1787, a direct maternal ancestor of Boris Johnson, the Foreign Secretary.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2...urch-relative/
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Meat-Head (28th January, 2018)
#inbred
thought boris is part inglish and part emerican.
how can you get to that conclusion!
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
super jumbe (28th January, 2018)
Wrong not emerican.. Boris is really not just a foreigner but a European foreigner, no wonder Boris is so good at raising the temperature inside cabinet. He is the only one who can tell when it's getting hot under the collar.
They do say that mercury also makes you mad......
Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!
Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.
Note:All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.
Meat-Head (28th January, 2018)
Is Boris the one on the left or the one on the right? They're so alike it's difficult to tell.
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
ifred (15th February, 2018)
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