another moral to the story

[maca]

A teacher asks her class of 9 year old students to tell a story with a moral to it.
so little jenny stands up and says her big brother cut his hand while playing with a bread knife.
and jenny says the moral of the story is don't play with knives.
next little simon stands up and says her big sister got ran over while running across the road and had to go to hospital.
and simon say's the moral of the story is look both way's before crossing the road.
well done say's the teacher anyone else with a story to which little billy's arm goes up and say's i have one miss and tells his story.
Its about me granddad in the second world war when he was trapped in a bunker all by himself fighting the german's. he killed 10 german's then his ammo ran out and all he had was a bottle of brandy and a baonett left to defend himself' when 2 german soldiers ran at the bunker he took a big mouthful of brandy and charged at them killing them with his baonett which unfortunattley snapped as he stabbed the second german. next thing another german attacks him so he takes another big mouthful of brandy and strangles the german.
by this time me granddads knackered when another 2 germans come at him so takes the final mouthful of brandy and smashes the empty bottle on the first germans head and stabs the second in the neck with whats left of the broken bottle. later he was awarded a medal for bravery.
So the teacher asks whats the moral of the story billy' to which billy says " dont ~~~~ with me granddad when he's had a bevvy".....

[ianmac]

Ha! Ha!....Love it Maca...

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