1. go back into the place where your missus lives.
2. look for a silver or white or black thing that make's liquids boil take your time no rush your doing this for your self.
3. OK when you find the said boily thing pick it up by the handle "be careful it could be hot" and walk to where your missus does all her shouting from and look for a water outlet and fill with water. and put back where you got it from and hit switch "this might be found on the top or the side or in the middle of boily thing.
4. now find a cup any dirty stained one will do and look for some small bags which have tea in usually found in containers with tea written on them and put one in your dirty stained cup with some white powder stuff " think it's called sugar normally found by the container with tea written on " you will need a small spade for this think it's called a spoon.
5. go to big cold thing that keeps your beer cold and look for some white stuff from a cow and take it out a place by your cup.
6. OK the boily thing should have stopped by now so pick it "by the handle mind" and pour it into your cup nearly to the top. wait for about 5 minutes and get your little spade and take the bag out and dump it any where you like.
7. now take the white stuff from a cow and pour into your cup just a little will do. and stir in a clockwise direction like your having a ~~~~ing fit for about 20 seconds.
8. now you have just made a cup of tea.