Meat-Head (8th September, 2016)
Meat-Head (8th September, 2016)
Tires in stolen bike a bit blunt, so cutting in traffic, back end decides to go "har har this away", front end goes
"har har thatta way"
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So just now come round bend on one way street, jo le taxi doing 96 dozen point turn, goes roubd the outside
took note of color & company
rings "Dickhead Cabs" to complain, explianed was on my stolen bicycle
and good job, asked them to tell the driver hes a pr**k and guy slammed the phone down!
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Perhaps he saw your pic PAY-Angry-cyclist-blocks-the-Mall-by-jumping-on-taxi-bonnet-after-road-rage-row.jpg
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
No but could if known hit his drivers door & head butted him.
but what would happen if anybody found out bicycle stolen?
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Eh what do you mean? Jo le taxi looked more like a chipmunk
Was Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid
GastonJ (10th October, 2016)
there not as bad a cycle clubs out for a ride ,riding three abreast and wont pull over,,
ON TOPIC:-
DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT HOOT YOUR HORN
OR REV YOUR ENGINE AT A VIP DK MEMBER WHEN
THEY ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING WHILST CYCLING HOME.
WHEN A VIP DK MEMBER APPROCHES YOU ON THEIR BICYLE YOU DO NOT
FIRE OBSENITIES AT THEM.
CAN YOU GUESS WHAT HAPPENS, POSSABILITY, BUT NOT EVERYTIME
WHAT HAPPENS?
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alessioblaupunkt (16th November, 2016)
Great, why didnt anybody point this out?
[quote]
ADDITIONAL RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR VIP MEMBERS
Page 1536
SUBSECTION 596:-
Paragraph 156c
VIP members ARE entitled to play 'chicken' when they have the right of way
whilst riding a stolen cycle to work [\quote]
great, extra points if they crash
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Yeah having right way is always protection against being squished by a truck and becoming an integral part of the road surface .... not. As the other sort of biker I find it much better to stop, live and be able to shout abuse at the ckers instead of getting severely squished.
My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
No good deed goes unpunished....
ifred (10th December, 2016)
Ahhh you have recovered from your Gas
Meaty Have you seen the sub section 596(d) VIP members get automatic double life insurance on their pet tortoise whilst on bike.
596(j) VIP members get half price double flowers on accident causing death or first dibs on second hand Panzer parts to repair damaged limbs if not killed out right.
1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )
ON TOPIC:-
yesterday after lunch going back on my stolen cycle, certain company lorry
wanting to turn right, he didnt have his trafficators up, neither did i.
he hooted his horn and gesticulated with his hand, i gestulated back
and shouted if he had trafficated, i would.
So i just rung the company they record the calls for
"training or legal purposes" so thought best not say stolen bike.
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GastonJ (8th February, 2017)
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