eddiegoldtooth
1st November, 2008, 07:04 PM
paddy in the pub falls in love witth the barmaid but could not think what to sa to her, every time he approached her, he said either, can oi have anodder point of guiness please or have you got the toime please, after 6 or 7 pints, in walked an englishman and walked straight up to another barmaid and said "tickle yer arse with a feather", Pardon, she said, he replied "particularly nasty weather, may i take you home tonight?", why certainly kind sir she replied.............paddy hearing this thinks, tikkle yer ass widda feather-particularly nasty weadder, oill troy dat...............3 pints of guiness later, he swanns up to the barmaid he fancies and sez "Hello there, can i stick a feather up yer ass", PARDON she says, he replies "its ~~~~in pissinn down".......:D