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king123
9th April, 2008, 11:23 AM
hey guys and gals i got a joke

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A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when i get big and hard the chop me up and toss me in the salad. The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big and hard the chop me up and drown me in vinegar. the penis says, lads thats nothing compared to what i go thru, when i get big and hard, the put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and faint.

tell me what y'all think.

jacquim
5th January, 2012, 10:45 PM
that's life, innit?

lagerland
6th January, 2012, 07:53 AM
hey guys and gals i got a joke

read

A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when i get big and hard the chop me up and toss me in the salad. The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big and hard the chop me up and drown me in vinegar. the penis says, lads thats nothing compared to what i go thru, when i get big and hard, the put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and faint.

tell me what y'all think.

I dont think exchange rate mechanism works to well...........lol