manxspud
2nd August, 2010, 11:05 PM
A woman gets onto the train and finds herself sitting opposite a very handsome, sexy man. She smiles at him but gets no reaction. Surprised, she undoes the two top buttons of her blouse revealing more than a little cleavage, hitches up her skirt to show a good deal of thigh but still there is no reaction. By this time, feeling very angry and frustrated, she drops her knickers and straddles his face. ?Aah,? smiles the man, ?I may be blind but the smell tells me I?ve arrived at my stop ? this must be Grimsby.?