10 things in golf that sound dirty

[Devilfish]

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[gmb45]

10. Damn, I missed the hole again. lol thats happened a few times to me in the past lol

[foxy6800]

10. Damn, I missed the hole again. lol thats happened a few times to me in the past lol

At least you didn't go to the wrong hole ???!!! :))

[Mjolinor]

Looks like he's going for an eagle on the 8th.

Now that is not dirty it is just goddam kinky.