Golf 3 or 4 ???

[Liteace]

Hi All a Golf has been dropped off at the workshop tonight, Im not there and the guy I work with dont know even by looking at it, its a 1J1 Golf is that a 3 or a 4 ?? is a 3 is it not ??

Thanks

[Liteace]

Sorted its a Golf 4 as the 3 wasnt fitted with this engine code

Thanks Anyway

[Meat-Head]

guy I work with dont know even by looking at it,


1) think coont.
2) think coont
3) Gulf 3 - central locking goes WHOOSH, FRRAAPPP
4) Gulf 4 - central locking goes CHUNK-CHUNK-CHUNKY-CHUNKY-CHUNK-CHUNK
5) Gulf 3 electric window switches are at top of door handle
6) Gulf 4 electric window switches are in the handle
7) Gulf 3 the igniton key is 'angled'
8) Gulf 4 the ignition key is 'facing the door'
9) dumb ~~~~
10) still a dumb ~~~~
11) Is his name 'stuart' - thick yorkshire coont
12) Is his name 'Danny' - thick cockney coont - that ALWAYS smells of bo?
13) Gulf 3 radio 'in your face'
14) Gulf 4 radio gets in way of gear knob
15) thick twat
16) thick twat

Hope this clears things up, perhaps you could print this post
and nail to the retards tool box.

HTH

Meat.

[Liteace]

Thanks for that, I sorted it that eve when he called from workshop and said it was up there, I called him back and asked for engine code and chassis number and just looked on one of the data programs, when I went up there the next day to sort it I told him it was a Golf 4 and he said "how do you know" I told him I just do. He's not thick yorkshire coont or a thick cockney coont he's a thicker Canarian coont, if I did nail to the retards tool box he would ask me "what does this say" and I just dont have the time to explain to him, he's one of these guys that goes into parts shop and asks for a part for a car, they say have you more details on the car, he says yes it red with 4 rubber round tyres and see through glass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks

[Meat-Head]

he's one of these guys that goes into parts shop and asks for a part for a car, they say have you more details on the car, he says yes it red with 4 rubber round tyres and see through glass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks


OFF TOPIC:-

Here in Meat-City used to be Rover dealer, 3 men worked there, first 2
if you walked in with a printed piece of paper, with part number and price
and the old part "sorry mate, not got one"

The other bloke, UGLY two hairs on his head (seriously), you walked in
and asked for a 'thingy' - 'clunker' 'sideward facing foo foo valve'
ANYTHING - he got one in his hand in seconds! and it was right.

He went to work for peugot!

The Vauxhall dealer, parts, find 'The Fast Show' on TV the two tailors
'suits you sir, that's it sir' - change clothes to car parts, that's him - seriously.

When you call the guy sings "Meeeata-Cittttyy-Vauuuuxhhalllla parrrrts"
funny as ~~~~ to listen to.

[Liteace]

When you call the guy sings "Meeeata-Cittttyy-Vauuuuxhhalllla parrrrts"
funny as ~~~~ to listen to.



Give me the number, I must call him

[Meat-Head]

Give me the number, I must call him


Meat-City 052608 - if i'm wrong then it will be some old lady in the bath

[omglol]

Hilarious topic!:celtictop:lol