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gazz10
20th April, 2008, 09:49 PM
Joe was talking to his mate at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His mate said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So that's what Joe did.

The next day at the bar his mate said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said Joe.

"Did she like it?" His mate asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

swadger25
24th April, 2008, 09:37 PM
good one mate!!!

davidharvey75
24th April, 2008, 10:31 PM
Nice one!
(Hope she didn't have to travel far)

Stig-O
27th April, 2008, 10:35 AM
A realy nice one

partchy
27th April, 2008, 01:42 PM
Ha ha Like it!

mortenna
27th April, 2008, 01:45 PM
smooth, just like silk

Lainie
27th April, 2008, 11:38 PM
thats what all girls want is it not?