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AbsoluteFire
29th March, 2011, 09:04 AM
What's the deal with these smart shoes that look like elf shoes.

You know the ones that you see the men in suits wearing on the tube. They go thin and pointy at the front

Surely their toes can't go to the end? So is it like a compensation thing as they have small feet?

I just think they look bizarre

nara
29th March, 2011, 09:08 AM
They were known as "winkle-pickers" back in the sixties.

A triumph of fashion over comfort.

AbsoluteFire
29th March, 2011, 09:29 AM
Ah yes, I had forgotten about that name.

All they are missing is the bell I think.

thered
29th March, 2011, 09:35 AM
They were known as "winkle-pickers" back in the sixties.

A triumph of fashion over comfort.

cant understand it as someone with big feet i have always tried to go the other way and make my feet look smaller i can understand why anyone would want to increase foot size

its not as bad nowadays me feet stopped growing when i was about 13 i was about 4" 2 with size 11 feet not too bad though im about 6' 1" now so i can get away with it a bit more

me d**k stopped growing too that was the only downside lol

AbsoluteFire
29th March, 2011, 09:51 AM
cant understand it as someone with big feet i have always tried to go the other way and make my feet look smaller i can understand why anyone would want to increase foot size

its not as bad nowadays me feet stopped growing when i was about 13 i was about 4" 2 with size 11 feet not too bad though im about 6' 1" now so i can get away with it a bit more

me d**k stopped growing too that was the only downside lol


Lol ditto I'm 6'4" and size 13. With those type of shoes people would have me confused with sideshow bob.

barrowmanandrew
29th March, 2011, 09:51 AM
they dont look like the most comfortable shoes in the world,

suppose they could double up as a weapon, wouldnt like to get kicked in the stones by one of these lol lol lol

http://imagecache.asos.com/inv/V/72/726/762749/GreyBurgundyBlack/image1xl.jpg

torchy
30th March, 2011, 01:16 PM
they dont look like the most comfortable shoes in the world,

suppose they could double up as a weapon, wouldnt like to get kicked in the stones by one of these lol lol lol

http://imagecache.asos.com/inv/V/72/726/762749/GreyBurgundyBlack/image1xl.jpg

I see your point lol

AbsoluteFire
30th March, 2011, 03:11 PM
Maybe this is what happens when you wear them too long?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q78xFWdYj1Y/TRVzL7ZtmkI/AAAAAAAAB94/7uXil7HAkR0/s1600/feet-deformed-chinese-torture-women.jpg

jcgrumbles
30th March, 2011, 04:08 PM
jesus,ive seen cattle with better looking feet(im not saying i normally go around leering at livestock mind),not normally...maybe on a quiet sunday...

Canker_Canison
31st March, 2011, 10:53 AM
Why was it, when I looked at that pick my first two thoughts were.... Foot fetish & lesbian ~~~~?


Not the clip I was looking for, but you'll get the idea...

YouTube - Puppet Bondage ~~~~ --- Meet the Feebles

AbsoluteFire
31st March, 2011, 01:38 PM
Why was it, when I looked at that pick my first two thoughts were.... Foot fetish & lesbian ~~~~?


Not the clip I was looking for, but you'll get the idea...



Lol, do you often go searching for muppet ~~~~. Each to their own i suppose. :)

Canker_Canison
31st March, 2011, 01:53 PM
Lol, do you often go searching for muppet ~~~~. Each to their own i suppose. :)


That film introduced me to 'nasal sex' lol

torchy
31st March, 2011, 02:39 PM
That film introduced me to 'nasal sex' lol

I have seen that film before its called f##k nose lol