View Full Version : A few Jokes

27th April, 2008, 08:38 PM
kfc and women
women are just like a kfc

succulent breast

tender thigh

then left with a greasy box to throw your bone in.. old i know still true lol

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him.
He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth.

what would a woman be if she could control her mouth?...................a man

Surely you can do better than that?

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

p.s only other female members will understand it.