Nariana
2nd October, 2011, 03:18 AM
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run! Run!"
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scottish man, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run, ye bastard, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scottish man, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scottish man's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls." The Scottish man then stood up and screamed, "Walk wi' pride, man... walk wi' pride!"
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scottish man, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run, ye bastard, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scottish man, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scottish man's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls." The Scottish man then stood up and screamed, "Walk wi' pride, man... walk wi' pride!"