Nariana
12th October, 2011, 12:14 AM
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court..., and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this(small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your asshole before prison...`"