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Nariana
16th October, 2011, 01:47 AM
A Gay, an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to the health clinic. The doctor says; "If you indulge one more time, you will die". So on the way home from the health clinic, the alcoholic enters a bar, has one pint, and dies...
The smoker and the gay keep walking, then the smoker sees a cigarette, on the floor, still lit, and the gay says; "look mate, if you bend over to pick that up, then we're both dead"...

simplo
16th October, 2011, 02:38 AM
another one please and thanks for this one

normboro
16th October, 2011, 04:04 PM
my mate reckons he always cries after sex.......mind you he is in prison

george428
16th October, 2011, 05:10 PM
A Gay, an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to the health clinic. The doctor says; "If you indulge one more time, you will die". So on the way home from the health clinic, the alcoholic enters a bar, has one pint, and dies...
The smoker and the gay keep walking, then the smoker sees a cigarette, on the floor, still lit, and the gay says; "look mate, if you bend over to pick that up, then we're both dead"...
Good thanks