jordigirl
27th October, 2011, 11:44 PM
1. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
2. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
3. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on a 50 pence-a-pint night.
4. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides compressed by pliars.
5. She was as happy as a 21 year old mother of 6 on full benefits innit.
6. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
7. Stu fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with shit.
8. As last orders rang, he ran to the bar like it was 2 minutes before the dole office closed.
9. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was a room-temperature bag of mince.
10. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound gran makes just before she throws up.
2. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
3. "Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on a 50 pence-a-pint night.
4. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides compressed by pliars.
5. She was as happy as a 21 year old mother of 6 on full benefits innit.
6. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
7. Stu fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with shit.
8. As last orders rang, he ran to the bar like it was 2 minutes before the dole office closed.
9. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was a room-temperature bag of mince.
10. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound gran makes just before she throws up.