Nariana
30th October, 2011, 01:19 AM
A young boy went into the bookies with his grandad. "Can I put a bet on the horses?" said the boy. "Can your dick reach your arse?" said the grandad. "No." Replied the boy "Then you can't bet on the horses." said the old man. So the kid goes into a newsagents next and wins 50 thousand on a scratch card. "Can I share that with you?" said the grandad. "Can your dick reach your arse?" said the boy. "Yes of course it can." replied the man thinking the kid was using the same trick. "Well go and **** yourself then, this is my money!"